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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

What was your pickup line when you met?"Hey, kid, want some candy?" Seriously, what did...

What was your pickup line when you met?
"Hey, kid, want some candy?" Seriously, what did you do
on your first date?

Full Transcript

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What was your pickup line when you met? "Hey, kid, want some candy?"
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Seriously, what did you do on your first date?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:48
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
You know, whenever anyone sees a younger woman with an older man, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
You know, whenever anyone sees a younger woman with an older...
Of course not. Her parents wouldn't let her watch the comedy channel. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Of course not. Her parents wouldn't let her watch the c...
What, you sweep her off her feet by doing Cookie Monster impressions? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
What, you sweep her off her feet by doing Cookie Monster imp...
"Oh, I love Audrey. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
"Oh, I love Audrey.
Do you want a kiss or a cookie?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:16
Do you want a kiss or a cookie?"
Dad." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Dad."
Oh, yeah. At the movies, you get child and senior citizen discounts. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Oh, yeah. At the movies, you get child and senior citizen di...
No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit, and sometimes they missed. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit, and sometimes they mi...
-That's right. -Yeah, being optimistic there, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-That's right. -Yeah, being optimistic there,
And if you do, your kids are gonna be like, "Dad, it's time to die. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
And if you do, your kids are gonna be like, "Dad, it�...
It's gotta be weird, though, all the songs that get stuck in your head. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
It's gotta be weird, though, all the songs that get stu...
Baby, you could drive my car, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Baby, you could drive my car,
Yeah. Not exactly what you imagined when you fantasized - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Yeah. Not exactly what you imagined when you fantasized
"Who's your daddy?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"Who's your daddy?"
So, there's another reason that we're here in Dublin doing this show. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, there's another reason that we're here in Dubl...
And recently, I did the DNA thing where you'd check your background - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
And recently, I did the DNA thing where you'd check you...
And my act always reflects what's going on in my real life. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
And my act always reflects what's going on in my real l...
I have my three older daughters, and now my two toddler sons, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I have my three older daughters, and now my two toddler sons...
But we came to Ireland, because you guys are great audiences, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
But we came to Ireland, because you guys are great audiences...
We're happy about it, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
We're happy about it,