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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

You know, like finding out a landminestill works even though it's really old

You know, like finding out a landmine
still works even though it's really old

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You know, like finding out a landmine still works even though it's really old.
Duration
6 seconds
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17
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:31
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Hey, when you're holding one of your little boys, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Hey, when you're holding one of your little boys,
Sounds like a nursery rhyme for two gay kids. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Sounds like a nursery rhyme for two gay kids.
Jack and James went out the door To fetch a pail of lattes - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
Jack and James went out the door To fetch a pail of lattes
Achmed Junior, Achmed Junior Junior Junior, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Achmed Junior, Achmed Junior Junior Junior,
-You have to repeat things over and over. -Like what? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-You have to repeat things over and over. -Like what?
The same things my father used to say to me all the time. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
The same things my father used to say to me all the time.
Achmed, when my girls were young, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Achmed, when my girls were young,
Well, after my father went to work, I didn't see much of him. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, after my father went to work, I didn't see much o...
Yeah. So, now, whenever there's a sandstorm, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
Yeah. So, now, whenever there's a sandstorm,
I get questions about you all the time. Are you gonna tell your life story? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
I get questions about you all the time. Are you gonna tell y...
If you could go back in time, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
If you could go back in time,
Well, it was near a hospital, so technically, I'm an organ donor. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, it was near a hospital, so technically, I'm an or...
Yeah, for the hospital staff, it was like a gross Easter egg hunt. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yeah, for the hospital staff, it was like a gross Easter egg...
But now with no skin, I can't get the tattoo I always wanted. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
But now with no skin, I can't get the tattoo I always w...
Damn it. Remind me not to blow myself up anymore. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Damn it. Remind me not to blow myself up anymore.
Well, I could've found out my mother was a whore - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Well, I could've found out my mother was a whore
Achmed, one of the biggest topics now that everyone is worried about - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Achmed, one of the biggest topics now that everyone is worri...
-No, ISIS. -Oh, those guys. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-No, ISIS. -Oh, those guys.
-Were you ever in ISIS? -No, I was in a smaller fringe group. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Were you ever in ISIS? -No, I was in a smaller fringe group...
"I don't a-care if he's a-north or a-south." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"I don't a-care if he's a-north or a-south.&q...