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Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

I'm lactose intolerant

Jeff Dunham:
Do you have any other powers? Melvin the Superhero Guy:
X-ray vision. Jeff Dunham:
Really? Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Uh-huh. Jeff Dunham:
Well, can you see through something practical? Like clothes? Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Oh, you're sick! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss! I love looking at boobies! Ah-ha! There's a beautiful pair right there! Oh, I'm glad I'm wearing loose shorts! Oh, I forgot. I can't see through silicone. [audience groans] Melvin the Superhero Guy:
What? Those are good ones. Those are *super*-hooters! If she had a theme song, it would be, "Ta tata ta!" And If she had a costume it would have *two* D's on her chest. Yeah, I can look, but I can't touch. Jeff Dunham:
Why? Melvin the Superhero Guy:
I'm lactose intolerant

Full Transcript

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Do you have other powers X ray vision
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Can you see through something practical like clothes
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Oh you're sick
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Yes
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I love looking at boobies
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That's a beautiful pair isn't it
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I'm glad I'm wearing loose shorts
Duration
31 seconds
Views
525
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:16
Uploaded
Nov 15, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Levity Productions

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Movie Summary

Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006).
You can fly and have x ray vision Those are the same as Superman - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:20
You can fly and have x ray vision Those are the same as...
Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:18
Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound
My wife met Lois Lane once - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:19
My wife met Lois Lane once
So you re married Does your wife have any powers - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:19
So you re married Does your wife have any powers
So you re married Does your wife have any powers - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:29
So you re married Does your wife have any powers
Do you have a weakness Cupcakes - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:18
Do you have a weakness Cupcakes
What Not at the same time - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:35
What Not at the same time
So when there s a problem how are you summoned - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:32
So when there s a problem how are you summoned
Are you friends with other superheroes - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:26
Are you friends with other superheroes
Catwoman l used to date Catwoman - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:22
Catwoman l used to date Catwoman
Do superheroes date each other We date mortals sometimes too - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:29
Do superheroes date each other We date mortals sometimes too
One last guy how about Batman Oh - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:32
One last guy how about Batman Oh
What - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:41
What
The hell is wrong with you We cannot talk at the same time - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:18
The hell is wrong with you We cannot talk at the same time
You mispronounced my last name l know - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:25
You mispronounced my last name l know
Jeff Dun Ham Dot Com - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:07
Jeff Dun Ham Dot Com
What the hell was that - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:21
What the hell was that
You know what would be funny as hell - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:42
You know what would be funny as hell
When it comes to dogs - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:36
When it comes to dogs
Lt s a tiny little car isn t it lt s small - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:30
Lt s a tiny little car isn t it lt s small