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Jeff Dunham:
Good evening, José. José Jalapeño:
Hola, Señor Jeff. [pronounces it "Heff"] Jeff Dunham:
All right. It's good to see you. It's good to see you. José Jalapeño:
Gracias, Señor Jeff. [again pronounces it "Heff"] Peanut:
Excuse me! Jeff Dunham:
What? Peanut:
Who the hell is Heff? Jeff Dunham:
He said "Jeff". Peanut:
No, He said, "Heff"! Jeff Dunham:
It's the same thing. Peanut:
Uh, no, it's nooot! José, what'd you say? José Jalapeño:
I said, "Señor Jeff". [again pronounces it "Heff", but this time with a hacking phlegm sound] Peanut:
What the f... Now He said "Heff"! [with a hacking sound] Jeff Dunham:
It's all the same! Peanut:
What? Didn't you watch "Sesame Street"? Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff, and... [pronounces it with the hacking sound] Peanut:
Heff is Heff. [singing to "One of these things"] Peanut:
One of these things just doesn't belong here!
Good evening, José. José Jalapeño:
Hola, Señor Jeff. [pronounces it "Heff"] Jeff Dunham:
All right. It's good to see you. It's good to see you. José Jalapeño:
Gracias, Señor Jeff. [again pronounces it "Heff"] Peanut:
Excuse me! Jeff Dunham:
What? Peanut:
Who the hell is Heff? Jeff Dunham:
He said "Jeff". Peanut:
No, He said, "Heff"! Jeff Dunham:
It's the same thing. Peanut:
Uh, no, it's nooot! José, what'd you say? José Jalapeño:
I said, "Señor Jeff". [again pronounces it "Heff", but this time with a hacking phlegm sound] Peanut:
What the f... Now He said "Heff"! [with a hacking sound] Jeff Dunham:
It's all the same! Peanut:
What? Didn't you watch "Sesame Street"? Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff, and... [pronounces it with the hacking sound] Peanut:
Heff is Heff. [singing to "One of these things"] Peanut:
One of these things just doesn't belong here!
Full Transcript
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Good evening Jose Hola Senor Heff
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It's good to see you Gracias Senor Heff
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Excuse me Who the hell is 'Heff' That's Jeff
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No he said 'Heff' It's the same thing
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No it's not
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Jose what did you say I say Senor Heff
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What the f Now he said 'Cheff'
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It's all the same Didn't you watch Sesame Street
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Jeff is Jeff Heff is Heff and Cheff is Cheff
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006).