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[Achmed is hoping that the people in the audience are not his virgins, because there are ugly guys in the audience] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
If this is paradise, I've been screwed! Jeff Dunham:
Well, did they say it would be only female virgins? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Holy crap!

Full Transcript

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If this is Paradise I've been screwed
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Did they say it would be only female virgins
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Holy crap
Duration
11 seconds
Views
458
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:08
Uploaded
Nov 15, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Levity Productions

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Movie Summary

Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006).
Wait l can have Clay Aiken - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:14
Wait l can have Clay Aiken
Achmed where did you come from Yourfricking suitcase - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:23
Achmed where did you come from Yourfricking suitcase
Here s another one Two Jews walk in a bar - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:13
Here s another one Two Jews walk in a bar
L m kidding l would not kill the Jews - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:37
L m kidding l would not kill the Jews
You can t tell jokes like that lt offends people - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:08
You can t tell jokes like that lt offends people
Who s there Me l kill you - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:05
Who s there Me l kill you
Ls that a nice facility lt used to be - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:18
Ls that a nice facility lt used to be
Do you have a motto like We re looking for a few good men - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:16
Do you have a motto like We re looking for a few good men
Achmed what exactly happened to you - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:22
Achmed what exactly happened to you
What s it like to die Do you see a white light - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:32
What s it like to die Do you see a white light
You never saw a white light No but l saw a blue Prius - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:19
You never saw a white light No but l saw a blue Prius
You did this for a bunch of virgins Are you kidding me - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:09
You did this for a bunch of virgins Are you kidding me
So l guess you are Muslim l don t think so no - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:10
So l guess you are Muslim l don t think so no
Walter says l m just a stinking Halloween decoration - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:07
Walter says l m just a stinking Halloween decoration
Do you like being in D C l think some idiots must live here - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:19
Do you like being in D C l think some idiots must live here
So you re a superhero What is your most outstanding feature - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:12
So you re a superhero What is your most outstanding feature
Lt s a very nice costume Thank you - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:29
Lt s a very nice costume Thank you
So what have you done lately Today l was battling a terrorist - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:29
So what have you done lately Today l was battling a...
Melvin do you have any powers Yes - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:13
Melvin do you have any powers Yes
Do you have other powers X ray vision - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity 00:31
Do you have other powers X ray vision