I figured out size does matter in the canine brain. Bill, golden retriever, very smart...
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I figured out size does matter in the canine brain. Bill, golden retriever, very smart animal. When he was a puppy and I had to potty train him, if he pooped on the living room carpet, I stuck his nose in it. Three times later, he figured out "Ooh, I'm not supposed to crap here." Next two dogs, same thing. Now the little brain dead chihuahua comes along; she poops on the living room carpet, I stick her nose in it. Three times later, she thinks "Ooh, I'm not supposed to crap ever." And that's why they shake
I figured out size does matter in the canine brain. Bill, golden retriever, very smart animal. When he was a puppy and I had to potty train him, if he pooped on the living room carpet, I stuck his nose in it. Three times later, he figured out "Ooh, I'm not supposed to crap here." Next two dogs, same thing. Now the little brain dead chihuahua comes along; she poops on the living room carpet, I stick her nose in it. Three times later, she thinks "Ooh, I'm not supposed to crap ever." And that's why they shake
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Size does matter in the canine brain
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Bill Golden Retriever very smart animal
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lf he pooped on the living room carpet l stuck his nose in it
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Three times later he figured out l m not supposed to crap here
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Next two dogs same thing Now the brain dead Chihuahua comes along
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She poops on the carpet l stick her nose in it
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three times later she thinks l m not supposed to crap ever
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006).
