It's okay. I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him
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Peanut:
I have a question for José. [pronounces it "Josie"] José Jalapeño:
My name is José. [pronounces it correctly] Peanut:
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were in America, speaking frickin' English! But I didn't see the little chicka over the E, which magically changes "Josie" into frickin' "José"! And I didn't see that nye over the N, which changes "jalapeno"... [pronounces it "jalapeeno"] Peanut:
...into "jalapeño". [pronounces it "jalapaynyo" with a hacking sound] Peanut:
So with a nye over the N and a chicka over the E, two keys I can never frickin' find on a frickin' keyboard... Apparently, it's a secret known only to the Mexicans. So José, what are you typing? Oh, I'm sorry. Talk about hunt-and-peck. Jeff Dunham:
I'm sorry, José. José Jalapeño:
It's okay. I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him
I have a question for José. [pronounces it "Josie"] José Jalapeño:
My name is José. [pronounces it correctly] Peanut:
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were in America, speaking frickin' English! But I didn't see the little chicka over the E, which magically changes "Josie" into frickin' "José"! And I didn't see that nye over the N, which changes "jalapeno"... [pronounces it "jalapeeno"] Peanut:
...into "jalapeño". [pronounces it "jalapaynyo" with a hacking sound] Peanut:
So with a nye over the N and a chicka over the E, two keys I can never frickin' find on a frickin' keyboard... Apparently, it's a secret known only to the Mexicans. So José, what are you typing? Oh, I'm sorry. Talk about hunt-and-peck. Jeff Dunham:
I'm sorry, José. José Jalapeño:
It's okay. I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him
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There s an emotional bond
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This has happened 5 times lt can t be coincidence
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The three Chihuahuas sleep in the bed with my wife and me
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My wife and l will get into an argument go to bed angry
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You re not supposed to do that but we re tired
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Rusty hears the argument knows we re not happy with each other
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But he takes my side At 3 or 4 in the morning
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he will wake up and pee on my wife
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006).
