Anything that bounces when it barks. Not a dog. Anything I can easily dropkick over my...
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Jeff Dunham: When it comes to dogs, the big ones or little ones, I have criteria for what is and is not a dog. Here is what is not a dog: anything that bounces when it barks. Not a dog. Anything I can easily dropkick over my back fence, not a dog. Anything that's regularly terrified by a running *leaf*. It's not a dog, it's a yapping Beanie Baby. That's what that is
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When it comes to dogs
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l have criteria for what is and is not a dog
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Here is what is not a dog anything that bounces when it barks
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Not a dog anything l can easily drop kick over my back fence
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Not a dog anything that is regularly terrified by a running leaf
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That s not a dog that s a yapping Beanie Baby that s what that is
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006).
