Anything that bounces when it barks. Not a dog. Anything I can easily dropkick over my...
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Jeff Dunham:
When it comes to dogs, the big ones or little ones, I have criteria for what is and is Not a dog. Here is what is not a dog: anything that bounces when it barks. Not a dog. Anything I can easily dropkick over my back fence, Not a dog. anything that's regularly terrified by a running *leaf*. It's not a dog, it's a yapping Beanie Baby. That's what that is
When it comes to dogs, the big ones or little ones, I have criteria for what is and is Not a dog. Here is what is not a dog: anything that bounces when it barks. Not a dog. Anything I can easily dropkick over my back fence, Not a dog. anything that's regularly terrified by a running *leaf*. It's not a dog, it's a yapping Beanie Baby. That's what that is
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When this gets on Comedy Central if the show is sponsored by Toyota
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And they have no idea
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One night they're watching this like Hey
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He making fun of our cars
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He say our car is gay
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It not gay he gay
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006).
