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Jeff Dunham:
You mispronounced my last name! Peanut:
[whispering]
I knooow! Jeff Dunham:
It's "Dunham". Peanut:
Not when you look at it. It says "Dun-HAM." "Jeff Dun-HAM." "HAAAAM!" You're the other white meat. Jeff Dunham:
Don't confuse everyone, It's "Dunham". Peanut:
It says "Dun-HAM." "Ham, Ham, HAAAAM." [makes pig noise, cow noise, and chicken noise] Peanut:
Jeff Dun-HAM... dot com! Jeff Dun-HAM... dot com! Peanut:
And... and you know... you know when you think about it for thirty seconds, it's actually "Jef-fafa" Dun-HAM... dot com! Jeff Dunham:
What? Peanut:
Jef-fafa. Jeff Dunham:
Fafa? Peanut:
You're using an unneeded F. Jef-fafa... Dun-HAM... dot com! Am I pissing you off-fafa? Jef-fafa? Dun-HAM... dot com. You know, the weird part is I *am* actually pissing him off! And he would like to *kill me*! But he will not, because that would be a form of *suicide*. [laughter] Peanut:
You want to kill me! Jeff Dunham:
No, I don't. Peanut:
Yes, you do. Jeff Dunham:
No. Peanut:
Yes. Jeff Dunham:
No. Peanut:
Yes. Jeff Dunham:
No. Peanut:
Yes. Jeff Dunham:
No. Peanut:
[in a Darth Vader voice]
Search your feelings, Jef-fafa. Dun-HAM... dot com!