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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

And I'm thinking,"She's not calling a manager." "She's calling the cops." But it's two...

And I'm thinking,
"She's not calling a manager." "She's calling the cops." But it's two o'clock in the morning, I'm naked with a pizza box
in front of my junk

Full Transcript

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And I'm thinking, "She's not calling a manager."
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"She's calling the cops."
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But it's two o'clock in the morning,
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I'm naked with a pizza box in front of my junk.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
275
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:45
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
And as I'm waiting, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
And as I'm waiting,
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
[audience laughing]
Larry walks up, he doesn't say, "Oh, my gosh, bud, what happened to you?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
Larry walks up, he doesn't say, "Oh, my gosh, bud,...
"I've been sitting here naked in the lobby eating pepperoni." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:15
"I've been sitting here naked in the lobby eating ...
I said, "Larry, I need you to do me a favor. Please tell her who I am, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
I said, "Larry, I need you to do me a favor. Please tel...
He looked at me, and he looked at her, and he goes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
He looked at me, and he looked at her, and he goes,
Now, thankfully, the security guard burst out laughing. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Now, thankfully, the security guard burst out laughing.
He got the emergency key, he rode up the elevator with me and the pizza box, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
He got the emergency key, he rode up the elevator with me an...
I said, "Wait right here." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I said, "Wait right here."
I'm like, "Thank you so much." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I'm like, "Thank you so much."
So I got back in my room, I put on my sweatpants and my T-shirt, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
So I got back in my room, I put on my sweatpants and my T-sh...
And I walk back across the hall and knock on Larry's door. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
And I walk back across the hall and knock on Larry's do...
[taps on mic] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
[taps on mic]
He's like… [imitates laughing hysterically] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
He's like… [imitates laughing hysterically]
I said, "All right, you got me." I said, "Are we even?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:19
I said, "All right, you got me." I said, "Are...
[audience cheering] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
[audience cheering]