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And it would've
had to been the 64-count box because that was the only one
that had flesh tone in it, color it in, fold that paper up,
put in in an envelope, address it to my girlfriend,
put a stamp on it, walk down the driveway, and put it in the mailbox
to mail it to her, so three days later
she could call me and go, "Why did you send me
a drawing of your thumb?" [audience laughing]
had to been the 64-count box because that was the only one
that had flesh tone in it, color it in, fold that paper up,
put in in an envelope, address it to my girlfriend,
put a stamp on it, walk down the driveway, and put it in the mailbox
to mail it to her, so three days later
she could call me and go, "Why did you send me
a drawing of your thumb?" [audience laughing]
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And it would've
had to been the 64-count box
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because that was the only one
that had flesh tone in it,
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color it in, fold that paper up,
put in in an envelope,
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address it to my girlfriend,
put a stamp on it, walk down the driveway,
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and put it in the mailbox
to mail it to her,
00:00:16.724 --> 00:00:19.686
so three days later
she could call me and go,
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"Why did you send me
a drawing of your thumb?"
00:00:23.147 --> 00:00:25.149
[audience laughing]
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Movie Summary
Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.