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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

And if you're a gambling man, take the over on my wifebuying something while we're there

And if you're a gambling man, take the over on my wife
buying something while we're there

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And if you're a gambling man,
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take the over on my wife buying something while we're there.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:49
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
And I have never looked inside the collapsible suitcase, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
And I have never looked inside the collapsible suitcase,
My wife always loads up a gallon Ziploc bag full of medicine, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
My wife always loads up a gallon Ziploc bag full of medicine...
I go unzip the medicine bag, we've got malaria pills. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I go unzip the medicine bag, we've got malaria pills.
Thankfully missed the great malaria outbreak in Buffalo that winter. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Thankfully missed the great malaria outbreak in Buffalo that...
And I tell her, "Baby, I love you to death." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:16
And I tell her, "Baby, I love you to death."
She's like, "Uh-huh. What is this for?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:17
She's like, "Uh-huh. What is this for?"
And actually she packs light for airline travel - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
And actually she packs light for airline travel
If we're going on vacation in the car, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
If we're going on vacation in the car,
But my wife and daughters think it is their obligation - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
But my wife and daughters think it is their obligation
And the way they pack a car would make a man lay in the floor and cry. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
And the way they pack a car would make a man lay in the floo...
They'll bring out a bag with bread and potato chips, put it on the bottom, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
They'll bring out a bag with bread and potato chips, pu...
I'm like, "If you want me to live, please let me do this." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
I'm like, "If you want me to live, please let me d...
When he would get finished, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
When he would get finished,
My dad can get a house full of furniture into the trunk of a Buick. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
My dad can get a house full of furniture into the trunk of a...
"Hold me the jack, hand me the piano. I got this son of a gun now!" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
"Hold me the jack, hand me the piano. I got this son of...
"No, we can't go yet." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:21
"No, we can't go yet."
"Why didn't you straighten it up the last couple of days?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
"Why didn't you straighten it up the last couple o...
-My wife still-- -[audience clapping] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
-My wife still-- -[audience clapping]
She still doesn't understand - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
She still doesn't understand
I've learned through the years, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:16
I've learned through the years,