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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

"Are you kidding me?" "What's wrong with the one on the right?" "Nothing wrong with it.I...

"Are you kidding me?" "What's wrong with the one on the right?" "Nothing wrong with it.
I just like that one on the left." "I love that one on the right." "You know what?
Now that I start thinking about it, I think I really like that one
on the right." "No, you don't." "You're just saying that." "Now I don't know what to do." "I know what to do.
I'm gonna go jump in front of a bus." "You stand here
and stare at this for a while." And, see, the difference between us is once I have my clothes packed,
I'm packed

Full Transcript

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"Are you kidding me?"
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"What's wrong with the one on the right?"
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"Nothing wrong with it. I just like that one on the left."
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"I love that one on the right."
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"You know what? Now that I start thinking about it,
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I think I really like that one on the right."
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"No, you don't."
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"You're just saying that."
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"Now I don't know what to do."
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"I know what to do. I'm gonna go jump in front of a bus."
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"You stand here and stare at this for a while."
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And, see, the difference between us
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is once I have my clothes packed, I'm packed.
Duration
42 seconds
Views
69
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:13
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
With my wife, her clothes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
With my wife, her clothes,
Her packing is like an archaeological dig. There's many, many layers to it. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Her packing is like an archaeological dig. There's many...
Because once she has all the outfits picked out, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
Because once she has all the outfits picked out,
If you watch Court TV, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
If you watch Court TV,
She spends longer picking shoes for vacation - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
She spends longer picking shoes for vacation
I hope to God she never has to choose between her shoes and me. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I hope to God she never has to choose between her shoes and ...
'Cause I could see the surgeon going, "Mrs. Foxworthy, we can save Jeff's life, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:15
'Cause I could see the surgeon going, "Mrs. Foxwor...
Because one time, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Because one time,
Now my wife never packs a suitcase without packing a hairdryer. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Now my wife never packs a suitcase without packing a hairdry...
But she also packs a hair curler - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
But she also packs a hair curler
I'm like, "Don't they cancel each other out?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
I'm like, "Don't they cancel each other out?&...
Nobody needs to look at their face magnified 12 times. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Nobody needs to look at their face magnified 12 times.
At 12-times magnification, a wrinkle looks like an irrigation ditch, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
At 12-times magnification, a wrinkle looks like an irrigatio...
Trust me, you're not getting a girl out the door - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
Trust me, you're not getting a girl out the door
Do you know I have never, ever looked at my face - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Do you know I have never, ever looked at my face
Okay, to be totally honest, a couple of times, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Okay, to be totally honest, a couple of times,
[audience laughing and applauding] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
[audience laughing and applauding]
Buenos dias, Señor Enchilada Grande. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Buenos dias, Señor Enchilada Grande.
Next layer for my wife, it's a total feminine phenomenon. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Next layer for my wife, it's a total feminine phenomeno...
She'll always pack a little raincoat and her travel umbrella, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
She'll always pack a little raincoat and her travel umb...