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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

I'm like, "Well, I got a 50-50 shot, they're either gonna come my way,or they're going...

[audience laughing] I'm like, "Well, I got a 50-50 shot, they're either gonna come my way,
or they're going the other way." These two Korean guys get off,
they're talking to each other, and they turn,
and they start heading right to me

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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I'm like, "Well, I got a 50-50 shot,
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they're either gonna come my way, or they're going the other way."
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These two Korean guys get off, they're talking to each other,
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and they turn, and they start heading right to me.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
102
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:48
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
I'm like, "All right, what do you do?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:31
I'm like, "All right, what do you do?"
So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators.
I don't want to get on the elevators, and I'm like, "What the heck do I do?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I don't want to get on the elevators, and I'm like...
I'm like, "At least get out of the lighted hallway - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:16
I'm like, "At least get out of the lighted hallway
I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can.
I'm trying to think my way through what to do, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
I'm trying to think my way through what to do,
Well, the reason I got up in the first place was I had to pee. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Well, the reason I got up in the first place was I had to pe...
I have no idea how long I'm going to be in this stairwell, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
I have no idea how long I'm going to be in this stairwe...
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
[audience laughing]
'Cause I know somewhere down the road, somebody's gonna have to clean them up. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
'Cause I know somewhere down the road, somebody's ...
But it was Old Milwaukee, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
But it was Old Milwaukee,
And I thought, "Maybe somebody has put their room service tray outside the door - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:23
And I thought, "Maybe somebody has put their room servi...
I get down about, I don't know, two or three floors - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I get down about, I don't know, two or three floors
Well, at this point, they look like a tuxedo to me. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Well, at this point, they look like a tuxedo to me.
So I run down the hall, pick up the pizza boxes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
So I run down the hall, pick up the pizza boxes,
And from the lobby level, I can crack the door open, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
And from the lobby level, I can crack the door open,
I think, "All right, be brave for 20 seconds." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
I think, "All right, be brave for 20 seconds."
As I approached, she looks up and goes… - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:38
As I approached, she looks up and goes…
And I'm thinking, "She's not calling a manager." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
And I'm thinking, "She's not calling a manage...
And as I'm waiting, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
And as I'm waiting,