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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

But when it was stretched out,it was almost like a lethal weapon

[audience laughing] But when it was stretched out,
it was almost like a lethal weapon

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[audience laughing]
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But when it was stretched out, it was almost like a lethal weapon.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
353
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:03
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
So one night she's cooking and talking on the phone, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
So one night she's cooking and talking on the phone,
We round into the kitchen, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
We round into the kitchen,
His feet went up in the air, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
His feet went up in the air,
My mom never quit cooking and never quit talking. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
My mom never quit cooking and never quit talking.
She went… - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
She went…
Now, I will say this, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Now, I will say this,
But now caller ID - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
But now caller ID
Now your phone rings, you're like, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:21
Now your phone rings, you're like,
We call them "butt-dials." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
We call them "butt-dials."
How many people listen more intently to butt-dials - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
How many people listen more intently to butt-dials
[audience cheering] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
[audience cheering]
I'm like… [imitates pants swishing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
I'm like… [imitates pants swishing]
Purd always sticks his phone in the front pocket of his blue jeans, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Purd always sticks his phone in the front pocket of his blue...
One night he butt-dialed me, and I didn't have anything going on, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
One night he butt-dialed me, and I didn't have anything...
After about ten minutes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
After about ten minutes,
Being the mature adult that I am, I jumped out of my chair, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:17
Being the mature adult that I am, I jumped out of my chair,
-[audience laughing] -"Oh, my God, I hope he farts at the end." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
-[audience laughing] -"Oh, my God, I hope he farts at t...
The thing we had mounted on the wall in the kitchen, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
The thing we had mounted on the wall in the kitchen,
This is everything we used to go somewhere else to get. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
This is everything we used to go somewhere else to get.
Like people used to stay up late to watch the eleven o'clock news, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Like people used to stay up late to watch the eleven o'...