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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

"Baby, I'm sorry, but I accidentally kicked overthat bucket there in the living room."

"Baby, I'm sorry, but I accidentally kicked over
that bucket there in the living room." [imitates racking shotgun and firing]

Full Transcript

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"Baby, I'm sorry,
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but I accidentally kicked over that bucket there in the living room."
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[imitates racking shotgun and firing]
Duration
9 seconds
Views
225
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:23
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
I think if things had been perfect in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I think if things had been perfect in the good old days,
'Cause back in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
'Cause back in the good old days,
And the only hoe you were playing with - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And the only hoe you were playing with
But now, thanks to Viagra, people are playing into their 80s. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
But now, thanks to Viagra, people are playing into their 80s...
Let that mental image sink in just a second. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Let that mental image sink in just a second.
Just that pile of flesh and everything in the pile - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
Just that pile of flesh and everything in the pile
I do think it's cool that the nursing homes - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:15
I do think it's cool that the nursing homes
Back in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
Back in the good old days,
I heard a radio ad the other day where this guy said - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
I heard a radio ad the other day where this guy said
I'm thinking, "90 minutes?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
I'm thinking, "90 minutes?"
After 20, I'd be like, "I'm gonna go make a sandwich. You want anything?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
After 20, I'd be like, "I'm gonna go make a s...
I mean, there is a little something to aging gracefully, right? - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I mean, there is a little something to aging gracefully, rig...
I would not trade my old-minded soul for it, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I would not trade my old-minded soul for it,
I remember being a little kid and having energy to burn. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I remember being a little kid and having energy to burn.
When was the last time you had excess energy you needed to burn off? - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
When was the last time you had excess energy you needed to b...
Think about it. When you were a kid, you had so much energy - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Think about it. When you were a kid, you had so much energy
You had to stand on your head, or be half on the chair and half off. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
You had to stand on your head, or be half on the chair and h...
The commercial would come on, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
The commercial would come on,
Hell, if you walked in my house now - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
Hell, if you walked in my house now
Because even if I am still alive, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Because even if I am still alive,