To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Because even if I am still alive
Please log in to add to collections.
Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

Because even if I am still alive, there's no way I'm gonna be able to getback into a...

Because even if I am still alive, there's no way I'm gonna be able to get
back into a standing position by myself

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.294
Because even if I am still alive,
00:00:03.377 --> 00:00:08.299
there's no way I'm gonna be able to get back into a standing position by myself.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
289
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:11
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
For the recreation center, my parents didn't make me pick one sport - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
For the recreation center, my parents didn't make me pi...
If you wanted a trophy, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
If you wanted a trophy,
If you behaved yourself and you didn't cry if you got a shot, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
If you behaved yourself and you didn't cry if you got a...
Seriously, I wouldn't mind going to the doctor now - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
Seriously, I wouldn't mind going to the doctor now
"That baby glows in the dark." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
"That baby glows in the dark."
I remember being a kid laying in the back window of the car - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
I remember being a kid laying in the back window of the car
Nowadays, because of child car-seat laws, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
Nowadays, because of child car-seat laws,
Now one of the hardest things in our lives - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Now one of the hardest things in our lives
Nobody can remember their password to any-- There's so many of them. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Nobody can remember their password to any-- There's so ...
When I was growing up back in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
When I was growing up back in the good old days,
That was the password to get in to our secret clubhouse back in the woods. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
That was the password to get in to our secret clubhouse back...
[imitates knocking] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
[imitates knocking]
"Boobies." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
"Boobies."
It was all we thought about, so why not make it the password? - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
It was all we thought about, so why not make it the password...
Every meeting I ever remember having in the clubhouse, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Every meeting I ever remember having in the clubhouse,
One of my friends, I think he's in prison now, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:17
One of my friends, I think he's in prison now,
I remember thinking right then and there, "I'm going to church." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I remember thinking right then and there, "I'm goi...
I mean, because they test you to see if you have learning differences, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I mean, because they test you to see if you have learning di...
Back in the good old days, it didn't matter if you were a genius - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Back in the good old days, it didn't matter if you were...
I remember, like, my 11th-grade year of high school, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I remember, like, my 11th-grade year of high school,