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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

But because you stretched it out so far, remember the downsideof the extra-long cord?...

But because you stretched it out so far, remember the downside
of the extra-long cord? Anybody remember?

Full Transcript

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But because you stretched it out so far,
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remember the downside of the extra-long cord? Anybody remember?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
316
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:48
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Yeah, it was always - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Yeah, it was always
Like Aunt Judy's thong after kickboxing lessons. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Like Aunt Judy's thong after kickboxing lessons.
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
[audience laughing]
So one night she's cooking and talking on the phone, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
So one night she's cooking and talking on the phone,
We round into the kitchen, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
We round into the kitchen,
His feet went up in the air, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
His feet went up in the air,
My mom never quit cooking and never quit talking. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
My mom never quit cooking and never quit talking.
She went… - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
She went…
Now, I will say this, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Now, I will say this,
But now caller ID - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
But now caller ID
Now your phone rings, you're like, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:21
Now your phone rings, you're like,
We call them "butt-dials." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
We call them "butt-dials."
How many people listen more intently to butt-dials - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
How many people listen more intently to butt-dials
[audience cheering] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
[audience cheering]
I'm like… [imitates pants swishing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
I'm like… [imitates pants swishing]
Purd always sticks his phone in the front pocket of his blue jeans, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Purd always sticks his phone in the front pocket of his blue...
One night he butt-dialed me, and I didn't have anything going on, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
One night he butt-dialed me, and I didn't have anything...
After about ten minutes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
After about ten minutes,
Being the mature adult that I am, I jumped out of my chair, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:17
Being the mature adult that I am, I jumped out of my chair,
-[audience laughing] -"Oh, my God, I hope he farts at the end." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
-[audience laughing] -"Oh, my God, I hope he farts at t...