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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

Do you know this thing,if it is lost, it can find itself?

Do you know this thing,
if it is lost, it can find itself?

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Do you know this thing, if it is lost, it can find itself?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
135
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:48
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
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Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Most of us need Jesus to do that, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Most of us need Jesus to do that,
You put in it any direction - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
You put in it any direction
We kept them in the glove compartment of the car. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
We kept them in the glove compartment of the car.
And nobody ever wanted to open them, because if you did, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And nobody ever wanted to open them, because if you did,
So we were always lost. Hell, when we went on family vacations, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
So we were always lost. Hell, when we went on family vacatio...
"All right kids, I have changed my mind." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:17
"All right kids, I have changed my mind."
This little thing is more powerful than the biggest computers - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
This little thing is more powerful than the biggest computer...
You wanna know how tall Tom Cruise is? Ask your phone. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
You wanna know how tall Tom Cruise is? Ask your phone.
Back in the good old days, if we wanted to know something, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
Back in the good old days, if we wanted to know something,
And here was the deal, you didn't get them all at one time. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
And here was the deal, you didn't get them all at one t...
You keep making payments, a few years later, you'd get the B. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
You keep making payments, a few years later, you'd get ...
So that first year, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
So that first year,
But if you had to do a school report on Zimbabwe, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
But if you had to do a school report on Zimbabwe,
'Cause that Z volume wasn't coming until you were in your 30s. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
'Cause that Z volume wasn't coming until you were ...
And I don't know that having all the knowledge in the world - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And I don't know that having all the knowledge in the w...
Back in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Back in the good old days,
It's just part of what went on when you started getting old. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
It's just part of what went on when you started getting...
Now any time we have an ache or pain, we gotta go Google it. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Now any time we have an ache or pain, we gotta go Google it.
"What's the best way to treat a hang nail?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:25
"What's the best way to treat a hang nail?"
You get scared to death with medical stuff on your phone. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
You get scared to death with medical stuff on your phone.