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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

Her eyesight is bad, her hearing is worse, and she has the balanceof Ron White after...

Her eyesight is bad, her hearing is worse, and she has the balance
of Ron White after midnight

Full Transcript

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Her eyesight is bad, her hearing is worse,
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and she has the balance of Ron White after midnight.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:05
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
And I said, "Look, Mom, I am a supporter of the Second Amendment." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:21
And I said, "Look, Mom, I am a supporter of the Second ...
I said, "Mom, you might want to think this out." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
I said, "Mom, you might want to think this out."
Then I thought, "Hell, I bet my agent could get her a commercial.' - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:24
Then I thought, "Hell, I bet my agent could get her a c...
I hung up the phone and said to my wife, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:20
I hung up the phone and said to my wife,
And that's where my wife and I are in life right now. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
And that's where my wife and I are in life right now.
We got our kids grown, got them out of the house. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
We got our kids grown, got them out of the house.
We had a quick snack. Now, we're raising our parents. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
We had a quick snack. Now, we're raising our parents.
I swear they passed each other in the driveway. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
I swear they passed each other in the driveway.
Let me tell you something, I thought teenagers were crazy. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Let me tell you something, I thought teenagers were crazy.
Teenagers are a piece of cake compared to old people. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Teenagers are a piece of cake compared to old people.
I was getting my car serviced a while back and they called to say it was ready. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I was getting my car serviced a while back and they called t...
I called my father-in-law, said, '"Can you give me a ride?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
I called my father-in-law, said, '"Can you give me...
I learned on that little stop - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
I learned on that little stop
And I know this because I sat in the passenger seat - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
And I know this because I sat in the passenger seat
I sat there until the guy at the next pump started videoing it, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
I sat there until the guy at the next pump started videoing ...
He got back in the car, I said, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:31
He got back in the car, I said,
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
[audience laughing]
And he walks around, he's got his pants up to his nipples now. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
And he walks around, he's got his pants up to his nippl...
And he just talks about how the world has gone to hell in a hay wagon, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
And he just talks about how the world has gone to hell in a ...
Of course, when he describes the way he grew up, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:25
Of course, when he describes the way he grew up,