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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

I learned on that little stop that it is possible to wash your entire car with the...

I learned on that little stop that it is possible to wash your entire car with the squeegee from the gas station

Full Transcript

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I learned on that little stop
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that it is possible
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to wash your entire car
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with the squeegee from the gas station.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
114
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:25
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
And I know this because I sat in the passenger seat - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
And I know this because I sat in the passenger seat
I sat there until the guy at the next pump started videoing it, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
I sat there until the guy at the next pump started videoing ...
He got back in the car, I said, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:31
He got back in the car, I said,
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
[audience laughing]
And he walks around, he's got his pants up to his nipples now. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
And he walks around, he's got his pants up to his nippl...
And he just talks about how the world has gone to hell in a hay wagon, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
And he just talks about how the world has gone to hell in a ...
Of course, when he describes the way he grew up, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:25
Of course, when he describes the way he grew up,
Because, think about it, as you get old, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
Because, think about it, as you get old,
All of a sudden, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
All of a sudden,
So you kinda long for that world where you felt like you had things figured out. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
So you kinda long for that world where you felt like you had...
Do you know my mom had an outhouse until she was 14 years old? - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Do you know my mom had an outhouse until she was 14 years ol...
I said, "Mom, what would you do in the wintertime - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:15
I said, "Mom, what would you do in the wintertime
And I'm thinking, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:33
And I'm thinking,
"Baby, I'm sorry, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
"Baby, I'm sorry,
I think if things had been perfect in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I think if things had been perfect in the good old days,
'Cause back in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
'Cause back in the good old days,
And the only hoe you were playing with - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And the only hoe you were playing with
But now, thanks to Viagra, people are playing into their 80s. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
But now, thanks to Viagra, people are playing into their 80s...
Let that mental image sink in just a second. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Let that mental image sink in just a second.
Just that pile of flesh and everything in the pile - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
Just that pile of flesh and everything in the pile