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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

If I'm with my wife, she'll have two, and I havewhatever I can fit in my pockets

If I'm with my wife, she'll have two, and I have
whatever I can fit in my pockets

Full Transcript

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If I'm with my wife, she'll have two,
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and I have whatever I can fit in my pockets.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:46
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
But I thought it was interesting, because we live in an age - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
But I thought it was interesting, because we live in an age
You might be burning the socks and the underwear, but I could do it. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
You might be burning the socks and the underwear, but I coul...
'Cause I think most men probably pack like I pack. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
'Cause I think most men probably pack like I pack.
I'll walk in my closet and I think, "Okay, I'm about to be out for 3 days." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:16
I'll walk in my closet and I think, "Okay, I'...
[audience applauding] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
[audience applauding]
Now, when I go on vacation with my wife… - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
Now, when I go on vacation with my wife…
Something about having numbers on the doors seems to light her fire. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Something about having numbers on the doors seems to light h...
The same girl that won't look at me twice at home, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
The same girl that won't look at me twice at home,
Love being on vacation with my wife. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Love being on vacation with my wife.
It's getting to vacation that is the challenge - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
It's getting to vacation that is the challenge
There's not a man in this room that has an outfit. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
There's not a man in this room that has an outfit.
But my wife has to put together an outfit - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
But my wife has to put together an outfit
Plus additional outfits, in case we go out somewhere nice to dinner. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Plus additional outfits, in case we go out somewhere nice to...
Plus reserve outfits, in case some of the starters get hurt. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Plus reserve outfits, in case some of the starters get hurt.
So this takes a lot of time and work. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
So this takes a lot of time and work.
So two or three days before we're even supposed to leave, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
So two or three days before we're even supposed to leav...
Sometimes she'll call me, "Come here, I need your help." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
Sometimes she'll call me, "Come here, I need your ...
"Are you kidding me?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:42
"Are you kidding me?"
With my wife, her clothes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
With my wife, her clothes,
Her packing is like an archaeological dig. There's many, many layers to it. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Her packing is like an archaeological dig. There's many...