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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

I'm like, "All right, what do you do?" "Act like nothing's up." So… -I start walking...

I'm like, "All right, what do you do?" "Act like nothing's up." So… -I start walking towards them.
-[audience laughing] Literally pass them in the hall.
I'm like, "Hey, how are you doing?" And one of them said something, which I really hoped meant,
"Wow, that was impressive." But when I looked it up on Translator,
I found out it meant, "Did you see her mustache?" [audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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I'm like, "All right, what do you do?"
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"Act like nothing's up." So…
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-I start walking towards them. -[audience laughing]
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Literally pass them in the hall. I'm like, "Hey, how are you doing?"
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And one of them said something,
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which I really hoped meant, "Wow, that was impressive."
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But when I looked it up on Translator, I found out it meant,
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"Did you see her mustache?"
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[audience laughing]
Duration
31 seconds
Views
100
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:00
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators.
I don't want to get on the elevators, and I'm like, "What the heck do I do?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I don't want to get on the elevators, and I'm like...
I'm like, "At least get out of the lighted hallway - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:16
I'm like, "At least get out of the lighted hallway
I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can.
I'm trying to think my way through what to do, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
I'm trying to think my way through what to do,
Well, the reason I got up in the first place was I had to pee. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Well, the reason I got up in the first place was I had to pe...
I have no idea how long I'm going to be in this stairwell, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
I have no idea how long I'm going to be in this stairwe...
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
[audience laughing]
'Cause I know somewhere down the road, somebody's gonna have to clean them up. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
'Cause I know somewhere down the road, somebody's ...
But it was Old Milwaukee, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
But it was Old Milwaukee,
And I thought, "Maybe somebody has put their room service tray outside the door - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:23
And I thought, "Maybe somebody has put their room servi...
I get down about, I don't know, two or three floors - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I get down about, I don't know, two or three floors
Well, at this point, they look like a tuxedo to me. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Well, at this point, they look like a tuxedo to me.
So I run down the hall, pick up the pizza boxes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
So I run down the hall, pick up the pizza boxes,
And from the lobby level, I can crack the door open, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
And from the lobby level, I can crack the door open,
I think, "All right, be brave for 20 seconds." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
I think, "All right, be brave for 20 seconds."
As I approached, she looks up and goes… - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:38
As I approached, she looks up and goes…
And I'm thinking, "She's not calling a manager." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
And I'm thinking, "She's not calling a manage...
And as I'm waiting, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
And as I'm waiting,
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
[audience laughing]