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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

I'm like,"Don't they cancel each other out?" Then, she'll packthat lighted makeup mirror...

I'm like,
"Don't they cancel each other out?" Then, she'll pack
that lighted makeup mirror where one side has 12-times magnification

Full Transcript

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I'm like, "Don't they cancel each other out?"
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Then, she'll pack that lighted makeup mirror
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where one side has 12-times magnification.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
72
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:39
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Nobody needs to look at their face magnified 12 times. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Nobody needs to look at their face magnified 12 times.
At 12-times magnification, a wrinkle looks like an irrigation ditch, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
At 12-times magnification, a wrinkle looks like an irrigatio...
Trust me, you're not getting a girl out the door - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
Trust me, you're not getting a girl out the door
Do you know I have never, ever looked at my face - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Do you know I have never, ever looked at my face
Okay, to be totally honest, a couple of times, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Okay, to be totally honest, a couple of times,
[audience laughing and applauding] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
[audience laughing and applauding]
Buenos dias, Señor Enchilada Grande. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Buenos dias, Señor Enchilada Grande.
Next layer for my wife, it's a total feminine phenomenon. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Next layer for my wife, it's a total feminine phenomeno...
She'll always pack a little raincoat and her travel umbrella, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
She'll always pack a little raincoat and her travel umb...
I'm like, "Baby, I checked the forecast, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:26
I'm like, "Baby, I checked the forecast,
My wife will pack a collapsible, soft-sided suitcase - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
My wife will pack a collapsible, soft-sided suitcase
Just in case I buy something while we're there. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Just in case I buy something while we're there.
And if you're a gambling man, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And if you're a gambling man,
And I have never looked inside the collapsible suitcase, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
And I have never looked inside the collapsible suitcase,
My wife always loads up a gallon Ziploc bag full of medicine, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
My wife always loads up a gallon Ziploc bag full of medicine...
I go unzip the medicine bag, we've got malaria pills. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I go unzip the medicine bag, we've got malaria pills.
Thankfully missed the great malaria outbreak in Buffalo that winter. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Thankfully missed the great malaria outbreak in Buffalo that...
And I tell her, "Baby, I love you to death." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:16
And I tell her, "Baby, I love you to death."
She's like, "Uh-huh. What is this for?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:17
She's like, "Uh-huh. What is this for?"
And actually she packs light for airline travel - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
And actually she packs light for airline travel