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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

I'm like Matt Damon in The Martian,"Solve the problem, solve the problem." Well, I knew...

I'm like Matt Damon in The Martian,
"Solve the problem, solve the problem." Well, I knew Larry's room
was straight across the hall from mine

Full Transcript

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I'm like Matt Damon in The Martian, "Solve the problem, solve the problem."
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Well, I knew Larry's room was straight across the hall from mine.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
78
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:26
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
-And I'm knocking on his door. -[taps microphone] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
-And I'm knocking on his door. -[taps microphone]
And I can just picture him peeking through the keyhole and laughing. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
And I can just picture him peeking through the keyhole and l...
As I'm knocking on his door, I hear the elevator ding. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
As I'm knocking on his door, I hear the elevator ding.
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
[audience laughing]
I'm like, "All right, what do you do?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:31
I'm like, "All right, what do you do?"
So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators.
I don't want to get on the elevators, and I'm like, "What the heck do I do?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I don't want to get on the elevators, and I'm like...
I'm like, "At least get out of the lighted hallway - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:16
I'm like, "At least get out of the lighted hallway
I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can.
I'm trying to think my way through what to do, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
I'm trying to think my way through what to do,
Well, the reason I got up in the first place was I had to pee. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Well, the reason I got up in the first place was I had to pe...
I have no idea how long I'm going to be in this stairwell, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
I have no idea how long I'm going to be in this stairwe...
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
[audience laughing]
'Cause I know somewhere down the road, somebody's gonna have to clean them up. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
'Cause I know somewhere down the road, somebody's ...
But it was Old Milwaukee, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
But it was Old Milwaukee,
And I thought, "Maybe somebody has put their room service tray outside the door - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:23
And I thought, "Maybe somebody has put their room servi...
I get down about, I don't know, two or three floors - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I get down about, I don't know, two or three floors
Well, at this point, they look like a tuxedo to me. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Well, at this point, they look like a tuxedo to me.
So I run down the hall, pick up the pizza boxes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
So I run down the hall, pick up the pizza boxes,
And from the lobby level, I can crack the door open, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
And from the lobby level, I can crack the door open,