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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

I'm thinking, "90 minutes?" -Blech!- Oh, my gosh,my attention span is not that long

I'm thinking, "90 minutes?" -Blech!
-[audience laughing] Oh, my gosh,
my attention span is not that long

Full Transcript

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I'm thinking, "90 minutes?"
00:00:04.837 --> 00:00:07.084
-Blech! -[audience laughing]
00:00:09.999 --> 00:00:12.428
Oh, my gosh, my attention span is not that long.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
243
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:59
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
After 20, I'd be like, "I'm gonna go make a sandwich. You want anything?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
After 20, I'd be like, "I'm gonna go make a s...
I mean, there is a little something to aging gracefully, right? - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I mean, there is a little something to aging gracefully, rig...
I would not trade my old-minded soul for it, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I would not trade my old-minded soul for it,
I remember being a little kid and having energy to burn. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I remember being a little kid and having energy to burn.
When was the last time you had excess energy you needed to burn off? - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
When was the last time you had excess energy you needed to b...
Think about it. When you were a kid, you had so much energy - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Think about it. When you were a kid, you had so much energy
You had to stand on your head, or be half on the chair and half off. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
You had to stand on your head, or be half on the chair and h...
The commercial would come on, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
The commercial would come on,
Hell, if you walked in my house now - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
Hell, if you walked in my house now
Because even if I am still alive, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Because even if I am still alive,
For the recreation center, my parents didn't make me pick one sport - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
For the recreation center, my parents didn't make me pi...
If you wanted a trophy, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
If you wanted a trophy,
If you behaved yourself and you didn't cry if you got a shot, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
If you behaved yourself and you didn't cry if you got a...
Seriously, I wouldn't mind going to the doctor now - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
Seriously, I wouldn't mind going to the doctor now
"That baby glows in the dark." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
"That baby glows in the dark."
I remember being a kid laying in the back window of the car - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
I remember being a kid laying in the back window of the car
Nowadays, because of child car-seat laws, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
Nowadays, because of child car-seat laws,
Now one of the hardest things in our lives - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Now one of the hardest things in our lives
Nobody can remember their password to any-- There's so many of them. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Nobody can remember their password to any-- There's so ...
When I was growing up back in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
When I was growing up back in the good old days,