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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

I've learned through the years, my wife's objectiveon a vacation trip in the car, is to...

I've learned through the years, my wife's objective
on a vacation trip in the car, is to consume enough liquid where she will have to pee
every 15 minutes, therefore destroying my objective

Full Transcript

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I've learned through the years,
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my wife's objective on a vacation trip in the car,
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is to consume enough liquid
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where she will have to pee every 15 minutes,
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therefore destroying my objective.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
64
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:19
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
And my wife will never have to go to the bathroom - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And my wife will never have to go to the bathroom
Then she's like, "Ooh, I gotta go, and I gotta go really, really bad." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:17
Then she's like, "Ooh, I gotta go, and I gotta go ...
And every man in this room has been between exits. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
And every man in this room has been between exits.
You pull the car off to the side of the road, you get out, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
You pull the car off to the side of the road, you get out,
Yes, you could. Change it from the right front to the right rear tire. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Yes, you could. Change it from the right front to the right ...
[audience laughing and clapping] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
[audience laughing and clapping]
I hope you guys have had fun tonight. You know, it's-- - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I hope you guys have had fun tonight. You know, it's--
You know, I'm such a blessed man, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
You know, I'm such a blessed man,
And I've gotten to do a lot of different things, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
And I've gotten to do a lot of different things,
But If anybody put a gun to my head and said, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
But If anybody put a gun to my head and said,
I love stand-up because this is what I see when I do this. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I love stand-up because this is what I see when I do this.
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
[audience laughing]
The only negative thing I've ever found about this job - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
The only negative thing I've ever found about this job
Which was why doing something like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour was so fun, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Which was why doing something like the Blue Collar Comedy To...
[audience clapping] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
[audience clapping]
And I'm not gonna tell one on the other guys, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:25
And I'm not gonna tell one on the other guys,
And in the summer, you get used-- - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And in the summer, you get used--
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
[audience laughing]
We did a music festival in Phoenix. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
We did a music festival in Phoenix.
It was 112 degrees the day we did it. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
It was 112 degrees the day we did it.