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See, back in the good old days, if I had wanted to send my girlfriend
a picture of my private parts, I would've had to have found
a piece of notebook paper, put it on the edge of the kitchen table, waited until nobody else was home, ran over to the table, dropped my pants, lay junior on the paper, take a pencil and trace him out
a picture of my private parts, I would've had to have found
a piece of notebook paper, put it on the edge of the kitchen table, waited until nobody else was home, ran over to the table, dropped my pants, lay junior on the paper, take a pencil and trace him out
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See, back in the good old days,
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if I had wanted to send my girlfriend
a picture of my private parts,
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I would've had to have found
a piece of notebook paper,
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put it on the edge of the kitchen table,
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waited until nobody else was home,
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ran over to the table, dropped my pants,
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lay junior on the paper,
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take a pencil and trace him out.
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Movie Summary
Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.