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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

Seriously, I wouldn't mindgoing to the doctor now and him putting on a rubber gloveto...

Seriously, I wouldn't mind
going to the doctor now and him putting on a rubber glove
to check my prostate if I knew on the way out,
I could swing by the treasure chest and get a new spider ring, you know?

Full Transcript

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Seriously, I wouldn't mind going to the doctor now
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and him putting on a rubber glove to check my prostate
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if I knew on the way out, I could swing by the treasure chest
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and get a new spider ring, you know?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
310
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:13
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
"That baby glows in the dark." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
"That baby glows in the dark."
I remember being a kid laying in the back window of the car - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
I remember being a kid laying in the back window of the car
Nowadays, because of child car-seat laws, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
Nowadays, because of child car-seat laws,
Now one of the hardest things in our lives - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Now one of the hardest things in our lives
Nobody can remember their password to any-- There's so many of them. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Nobody can remember their password to any-- There's so ...
When I was growing up back in the good old days, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
When I was growing up back in the good old days,
That was the password to get in to our secret clubhouse back in the woods. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
That was the password to get in to our secret clubhouse back...
[imitates knocking] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
[imitates knocking]
"Boobies." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
"Boobies."
It was all we thought about, so why not make it the password? - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
It was all we thought about, so why not make it the password...
Every meeting I ever remember having in the clubhouse, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Every meeting I ever remember having in the clubhouse,
One of my friends, I think he's in prison now, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:17
One of my friends, I think he's in prison now,
I remember thinking right then and there, "I'm going to church." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I remember thinking right then and there, "I'm goi...
I mean, because they test you to see if you have learning differences, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I mean, because they test you to see if you have learning di...
Back in the good old days, it didn't matter if you were a genius - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Back in the good old days, it didn't matter if you were...
I remember, like, my 11th-grade year of high school, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
I remember, like, my 11th-grade year of high school,
What were blue-collar kids from the wrong side of the tracks - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
What were blue-collar kids from the wrong side of the tracks
♪ My husband won't fix The broken screen door ♪ - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:20
♪ My husband won't fix The broken screen door ♪
Now they're teaching sex education in the 5th grade, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Now they're teaching sex education in the 5th grade,
Nobody taught me about sex back in the good old days. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Nobody taught me about sex back in the good old days.