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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

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She spends longer
picking shoes for vacation than we spent
picking names for our children

Full Transcript

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She spends longer picking shoes for vacation
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than we spent picking names for our children.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:28
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
I hope to God she never has to choose between her shoes and me. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I hope to God she never has to choose between her shoes and ...
'Cause I could see the surgeon going, "Mrs. Foxworthy, we can save Jeff's life, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:15
'Cause I could see the surgeon going, "Mrs. Foxwor...
Because one time, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Because one time,
Now my wife never packs a suitcase without packing a hairdryer. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Now my wife never packs a suitcase without packing a hairdry...
But she also packs a hair curler - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
But she also packs a hair curler
I'm like, "Don't they cancel each other out?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
I'm like, "Don't they cancel each other out?&...
Nobody needs to look at their face magnified 12 times. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Nobody needs to look at their face magnified 12 times.
At 12-times magnification, a wrinkle looks like an irrigation ditch, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
At 12-times magnification, a wrinkle looks like an irrigatio...
Trust me, you're not getting a girl out the door - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
Trust me, you're not getting a girl out the door
Do you know I have never, ever looked at my face - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Do you know I have never, ever looked at my face
Okay, to be totally honest, a couple of times, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Okay, to be totally honest, a couple of times,
[audience laughing and applauding] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
[audience laughing and applauding]
Buenos dias, Señor Enchilada Grande. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Buenos dias, Señor Enchilada Grande.
Next layer for my wife, it's a total feminine phenomenon. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Next layer for my wife, it's a total feminine phenomeno...
She'll always pack a little raincoat and her travel umbrella, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
She'll always pack a little raincoat and her travel umb...
I'm like, "Baby, I checked the forecast, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:26
I'm like, "Baby, I checked the forecast,
My wife will pack a collapsible, soft-sided suitcase - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
My wife will pack a collapsible, soft-sided suitcase
Just in case I buy something while we're there. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Just in case I buy something while we're there.
And if you're a gambling man, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And if you're a gambling man,
And I have never looked inside the collapsible suitcase, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:10
And I have never looked inside the collapsible suitcase,