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So one of my tricks is
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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

So one of my tricks is, I'll always turn the lights onin the bathroom and I'll shut the...

So one of my tricks is, I'll always turn the lights on
in the bathroom and I'll shut the door, so if I have to
get up in the middle of the night, at least I can orient to, you know,
what this particular hotel room is like

Full Transcript

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So one of my tricks is,
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I'll always turn the lights on in the bathroom and I'll shut the door,
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so if I have to get up in the middle of the night,
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at least I can orient to, you know, what this particular hotel room is like.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:09
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
And I usually sleep in my underwear, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
And I usually sleep in my underwear,
And I told you, I only pack three pairs, so… - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
And I told you, I only pack three pairs, so…
Well, I wake up about 1:30 in the morning, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
Well, I wake up about 1:30 in the morning,
You just wanna go get this act over with and get back in the bed. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
You just wanna go get this act over with and get back in the...
So I get up, got my eyes about half open, I see the light, and I walk in there. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
So I get up, got my eyes about half open, I see the light, a...
Well, as soon as the door closes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Well, as soon as the door closes,
…of a really nice hotel without a stitch of clothes on. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
…of a really nice hotel without a stitch of clothes on.
You wanna wake up in a hurry, this is the way to do it. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
You wanna wake up in a hurry, this is the way to do it.
So I'm standing there with nothing on in the hall. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
So I'm standing there with nothing on in the hall.
I'm like Matt Damon in The Martian, "Solve the problem, solve the problem." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I'm like Matt Damon in The Martian, "Solve the pro...
-And I'm knocking on his door. -[taps microphone] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
-And I'm knocking on his door. -[taps microphone]
And I can just picture him peeking through the keyhole and laughing. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
And I can just picture him peeking through the keyhole and l...
As I'm knocking on his door, I hear the elevator ding. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
As I'm knocking on his door, I hear the elevator ding.
[audience laughing] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
[audience laughing]
I'm like, "All right, what do you do?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:31
I'm like, "All right, what do you do?"
So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
So I knew I couldn't get on the elevators.
I don't want to get on the elevators, and I'm like, "What the heck do I do?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
I don't want to get on the elevators, and I'm like...
I'm like, "At least get out of the lighted hallway - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:16
I'm like, "At least get out of the lighted hallway
I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
I get into the stairwell and there's no trash can.
I'm trying to think my way through what to do, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
I'm trying to think my way through what to do,