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So two or three days before we're even supposed to leave
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Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days

So two or three daysbefore we're even supposed to leave, my wife will startpulling clothes...

So two or three days
before we're even supposed to leave, my wife will start
pulling clothes out of the closet and she'll lay them on the bed like Flat Stanley mannequins

Full Transcript

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So two or three days before we're even supposed to leave,
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my wife will start pulling clothes out of the closet
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and she'll lay them on the bed
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like Flat Stanley mannequins.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:43
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff looks back on simpler times as he talks aging, texting and "sex education," then shares one wild story from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Sometimes she'll call me, "Come here, I need your help." - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:13
Sometimes she'll call me, "Come here, I need your ...
"Are you kidding me?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:42
"Are you kidding me?"
With my wife, her clothes, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
With my wife, her clothes,
Her packing is like an archaeological dig. There's many, many layers to it. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Her packing is like an archaeological dig. There's many...
Because once she has all the outfits picked out, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
Because once she has all the outfits picked out,
If you watch Court TV, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:11
If you watch Court TV,
She spends longer picking shoes for vacation - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
She spends longer picking shoes for vacation
I hope to God she never has to choose between her shoes and me. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
I hope to God she never has to choose between her shoes and ...
'Cause I could see the surgeon going, "Mrs. Foxworthy, we can save Jeff's life, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:15
'Cause I could see the surgeon going, "Mrs. Foxwor...
Because one time, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Because one time,
Now my wife never packs a suitcase without packing a hairdryer. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
Now my wife never packs a suitcase without packing a hairdry...
But she also packs a hair curler - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
But she also packs a hair curler
I'm like, "Don't they cancel each other out?" - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:12
I'm like, "Don't they cancel each other out?&...
Nobody needs to look at their face magnified 12 times. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Nobody needs to look at their face magnified 12 times.
At 12-times magnification, a wrinkle looks like an irrigation ditch, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:14
At 12-times magnification, a wrinkle looks like an irrigatio...
Trust me, you're not getting a girl out the door - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:08
Trust me, you're not getting a girl out the door
Do you know I have never, ever looked at my face - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:07
Do you know I have never, ever looked at my face
Okay, to be totally honest, a couple of times, - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:09
Okay, to be totally honest, a couple of times,
[audience laughing and applauding] - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:05
[audience laughing and applauding]
Buenos dias, Señor Enchilada Grande. - Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days 00:06
Buenos dias, Señor Enchilada Grande.