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Jeff Ross Roasts Cops

I cross my fingers every day that we don't havea bad incident here, like we're...

I cross my fingers every day that we don't have
a bad incident here, like we're seeing
across the country

Full Transcript

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I cross my fingers every day
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that we don't have a bad incident here,
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like we're seeing across the country.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:59
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Enough With The Bread Already Productions

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Movie Summary

Roastmaster General Jeff Ross talks to Black Lives Matter activists, goes on an eye-opening police ride-along, and roasts members of the Boston Police Department.
I go to bed every night hoping none of our officers - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:08
I go to bed every night hoping none of our officers
And they go to bed every night - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:09
And they go to bed every night
Whew. Cops are a tough crowd. - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:05
Whew. Cops are a tough crowd.
They're skeptical, they stick together, - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:07
They're skeptical, they stick together,
I mean, they're fucking cops, and we're stuck with 'em. - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:05
I mean, they're fucking cops, and we're stuck with...
[bagpipes play "Amazing Grace"] - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:13
[bagpipes play "Amazing Grace"]
To do that job perfectly - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:07
To do that job perfectly
They're underappreciated, underpaid, - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:09
They're underappreciated, underpaid,
Like Randolph Holder, - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:12
Like Randolph Holder,
Holder protected the people of New York, - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:08
Holder protected the people of New York,
They're not all saints, - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:09
They're not all saints,
I saw for myself that behind almost every badge - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:13
I saw for myself that behind almost every badge
I'm on the side of transparency and communication. - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:06
I'm on the side of transparency and communication.
And I challenge the most open minds on both sides - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:09
And I challenge the most open minds on both sides
Then maybe everyone will go to less funerals. - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:05
Then maybe everyone will go to less funerals.
In the meantime, be careful out there. - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:06
In the meantime, be careful out there.
These ugly bastards have guns. - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:06
These ugly bastards have guns.
Every day cops put their lives on the line - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:10
Every day cops put their lives on the line
[laughter] - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops 00:06
[laughter]