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A newly-possessed high-school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

Director: Karyn Kusama
Writer: Diablo Cody
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $16,204,793
Released: 18 Sep 2009
Awards: 3 wins & 4 nominations

114 video clips

Colin GrayJennifer CheckJenniferJonas' DadPriestChastityChip DoveNeedyPassing MotoristNikolai WolfCamilleDirkNutritionistRoman Duda
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There's a uh midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend - Jennifer's Body 00:08 There's a uh midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the... Do you hear me you bastard - Jennifer's Body 00:18 Do you hear me you bastard It's true It's on the Wikipedia - Jennifer's Body 00:05 It's true It's on the Wikipedia You know what You were never a good friend - Jennifer's Body 00:15 You know what You were never a good friend Why do you need him Huh - Jennifer's Body 00:50 Why do you need him Huh Ever since I was a little girl - Jennifer's Body 00:06 Ever since I was a little girl You are such a player hater - Jennifer's Body 00:11 You are such a player hater You're sinking below I'm using my force - Jennifer's Body 00:06 You're sinking below I'm using my force Jennifer's evil - Jennifer's Body 00:10 Jennifer's evil You know what I think the lead singer wants me - Jennifer's Body 00:20 You know what I think the lead singer wants me Colin's really nice - Jennifer's Body 00:10 Colin's really nice You're lime green Jell O and you can't even admit it to yourself - Jennifer's Body 00:04 You're lime green Jell O and you can't even admit... My tit - Jennifer's Body 00:09 My tit Hey how how are you gonna get alcohol - Jennifer's Body 00:08 Hey how how are you gonna get alcohol I gotta go I am a god - Jennifer's Body 00:05 I gotta go I am a god Woman Narrating Every day I get letters - Jennifer's Body 00:17 Woman Narrating Every day I get letters I'm gonna call the police Okay - Jennifer's Body 00:11 I'm gonna call the police Okay Are you P M S ing or something' P M S isn't real Needy - Jennifer's Body 00:09 Are you P M S ing or something' P M S isn't real... I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree - Jennifer's Body 00:21 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree So why are you headed east - Jennifer's Body 00:14 So why are you headed east They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me - Jennifer's Body 00:10 They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it... Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days - Jennifer's Body 00:30 Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these... She can fly - Jennifer's Body 00:13 She can fly Mom I can take care of myself I've been using the Bowflex - Jennifer's Body 00:07 Mom I can take care of myself I've been using the... Man I know you seen me looking at you and you already know - Jennifer's Body 00:07 Man I know you seen me looking at you and you already know Did you get the make and model I don't know Chip An '89 Rapist - Jennifer's Body 00:06 Did you get the make and model I don't know Chip An... Please don't talk to yourself - Jennifer's Body 00:14 Please don't talk to yourself You give me such a wettie - Jennifer's Body 00:04 You give me such a wettie Who cares aboutJennifer and those douche bags - Jennifer's Body 00:08 Who cares aboutJennifer and those douche bags You knock it off Chip You're a penis cheese - Jennifer's Body 00:04 You knock it off Chip You're a penis cheese Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him - Jennifer's Body 00:08 Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of - Jennifer's Body 00:14 We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore - Jennifer's Body 00:41 I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore I just got Aquamarine on DVD It's about this girl who's like half sushi - Jennifer's Body 00:09 I just got Aquamarine on DVD It's about this girl... Hey Monistat What's up Vagisil - Jennifer's Body 00:04 Hey Monistat What's up Vagisil Nikolai Good evening Devil's Lake Man Devil's Kettle - Jennifer's Body 00:07 Nikolai Good evening Devil's Lake Man Devil's... Am I hurting you - Jennifer's Body 00:10 Am I hurting you You got a tampon - Jennifer's Body 00:04 You got a tampon I need you frightened - Jennifer's Body 00:04 I need you frightened Needy I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink - Jennifer's Body 00:09 Needy I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink Ow Shit Ooh Puncture wound - Jennifer's Body 00:06 Ow Shit Ooh Puncture wound Yes Yes I'm a virgin I'm a virgin - Jennifer's Body 00:14 Yes Yes I'm a virgin I'm a virgin Exhales Stop kidnapping my girlfriend - Jennifer's Body 00:05 Exhales Stop kidnapping my girlfriend You're totally lesbi gay - Jennifer's Body 00:05 You're totally lesbi gay Nice hardware ace - Jennifer's Body 00:04 Nice hardware ace These are like smart bombs Okay - Jennifer's Body 00:09 These are like smart bombs Okay Yeah I feel so scrumptious - Jennifer's Body 00:07 Yeah I feel so scrumptious You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life - Jennifer's Body 00:06 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life Come on It's freaktarded - Jennifer's Body 00:03 Come on It's freaktarded As a person not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night - Jennifer's Body 00:10 As a person not just some girl I made love to for four... Let's go Jennifer Let's go to the van - Jennifer's Body 00:08 Let's go Jennifer Let's go to the van I hate this fucking song - Jennifer's Body 00:04 I hate this fucking song Sniffs It smells like Thai food in here - Jennifer's Body 00:08 Sniffs It smells like Thai food in here Jennifer Where Where are we going - Jennifer's Body 00:06 Jennifer Where Where are we going Ever since I was a little girl - Jennifer's Body 00:06 Ever since I was a little girl I'm kinda the shit - Jennifer's Body 00:04 I'm kinda the shit Dude that is a hot murder weapon It's a bowie knife - Jennifer's Body 00:10 Dude that is a hot murder weapon It's a bowie knife I've been through the occult section at the library five times - Jennifer's Body 00:11 I've been through the occult section at the library... And you look totally hot in that dress - Jennifer's Body 00:08 And you look totally hot in that dress Camille sit like a lady No one wants to see your kiki - Jennifer's Body 00:05 Camille sit like a lady No one wants to see your kiki What the fuck is happening - Jennifer's Body 00:09 What the fuck is happening Just one Toast 'Em huh - Jennifer's Body 00:23 Just one Toast 'Em huh The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle - Jennifer's Body 00:05 The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's... Those jeans are hella low I can almost see your front butt - Jennifer's Body 00:13 Those jeans are hella low I can almost see your front butt Mmm You can totally tell they're from the city - Jennifer's Body 00:16 Mmm You can totally tell they're from the city Boo Cross out Needy - Jennifer's Body 00:04 Boo Cross out Needy Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot - Jennifer's Body 00:07 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot Listen it's really dangerous out here - Jennifer's Body 00:15 Listen it's really dangerous out here But you know I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans - Jennifer's Body 00:08 But you know I think it's really important sometimes to... Nice hardware ace - Jennifer's Body 00:04 Nice hardware ace Am I hurting you - Jennifer's Body 00:10 Am I hurting you Are you P M S ing or something' P M S isn't real Needy - Jennifer's Body 00:09 Are you P M S ing or something' P M S isn't real... Come on It's freaktarded - Jennifer's Body 00:03 Come on It's freaktarded Did you get the make and model I don't know Chip An '89 Rapist - Jennifer's Body 00:06 Did you get the make and model I don't know Chip An... Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him - Jennifer's Body 00:08 Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him Do you hear me you bastard - Jennifer's Body 00:18 Do you hear me you bastard Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days - Jennifer's Body 00:30 Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these... Every day I get letters - Jennifer's Body 00:17 Every day I get letters God do you have to undermine everything that I do - Jennifer's Body 00:07 God do you have to undermine everything that I do Good evening Devil's Lake Devil's Kettle - Jennifer's Body 00:07 Good evening Devil's Lake Devil's Kettle Hey how how are you gonna get alcohol - Jennifer's Body 00:08 Hey how how are you gonna get alcohol Hey Monistat What's up Vagisil - Jennifer's Body 00:04 Hey Monistat What's up Vagisil I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore - Jennifer's Body 00:41 I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree - Jennifer's Body 00:21 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree I just got Aquamarine on DVD It's about this girl who's like half sushi - Jennifer's Body 00:09 I just got Aquamarine on DVD It's about this girl... I'm gonna call the police Okay - Jennifer's Body 00:11 I'm gonna call the police Okay It's true It's on the Wikipedia - Jennifer's Body 00:05 It's true It's on the Wikipedia Jennifer's evil - Jennifer's Body 00:10 Jennifer's evil Just one Toast 'Em huh - Jennifer's Body 00:23 Just one Toast 'Em huh
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Cast

Jennifer - Megan Fox
Needy - Amanda Seyfried
Chip Dove - Johnny Simmons
Nikolai Wolf - Adam Brody
Chas - Sal Cortez
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