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Jenny Slate: Stage Fright

"Modern art! Oh, shit, man!" And then, in life, I'm like, "Jackson Pollock put jizzon his...

"Modern art! Oh, shit, man!"
[crying] And then, in life, I'm like, "Jackson Pollock put jizz
on his paintings." [audience laughs] "Jackson Pollock, starring Ed Harris,
put jizz on paintings." And then someone's like,
"Get outta the Guggenheim!" And I'm like, "Gooky-hime?
I thought this was the aquarium." [audience laughs] "You guys fucked yourselves
by calling your museum the Gugugugu." [audience laughs] That museum is fun
because you're like... [exclaims] [audience laughs] -I went there one time on drugs.
-[audience laughs] Um

Full Transcript

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"Modern art! Oh, shit, man!" [crying]
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And then, in life, I'm like,
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"Jackson Pollock put jizz on his paintings."
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[audience laughs]
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"Jackson Pollock, starring Ed Harris, put jizz on paintings."
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And then someone's like, "Get outta the Guggenheim!"
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And I'm like, "Gooky-hime? I thought this was the aquarium."
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[audience laughs]
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"You guys fucked yourselves by calling your museum the Gugugugu."
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[audience laughs]
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That museum is fun because you're like... [exclaims]
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[audience laughs]
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-I went there one time on drugs. -[audience laughs]
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Um...
Duration
49 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:09
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jenny Slate's debut stand up-comedy special blends with home videos from her childhood and interviews of her with her family.
I had 27 pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:04
I had 27 pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio.
And then, of course, all of my speech team trophies. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:04
And then, of course, all of my speech team trophies.
Three-time New England champion, and I think four-time state champion. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:04
Three-time New England champion, and I think four-time state...
So this is... my closet, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
So this is... my closet,
This is Audrey Tautou who played Amélie, and I was obsessed with her and still am. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:07
This is Audrey Tautou who played Amélie, and I was obsessed ...
I've written in three colors of colored pencil, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:07
I've written in three colors of colored pencil,
And then it names one of the girls that I think was mean to me, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
And then it names one of the girls that I think was mean to ...
[laughs] Wow! - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:04
[laughs] Wow!
Then it seems like I either wrote a poem, like, I quoted a poem or... - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
Then it seems like I either wrote a poem, like, I quoted a p...
I have no idea. It says... Wow, this is really dramatic. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:05
I have no idea. It says... Wow, this is really dramatic.
"The twilight dims, my eyes shine bright, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:12
"The twilight dims, my eyes shine bright,
You're, like, "That's the Bible." Um... [laughs] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:09
You're, like, "That's the Bible." Um... ...
[audience laughs] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
[audience laughs]
But I actually do have a family, and I know them. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:05
But I actually do have a family, and I know them.
My parents are two of my best friends. Their names are Nancy and Ron. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:05
My parents are two of my best friends. Their names are Nancy...
He wanted the sandwiches that I had for lunch. [laughs] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:05
He wanted the sandwiches that I had for lunch. [laughs]
[Nancy] So, we-- [laughs] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:09
[Nancy] So, we-- [laughs]
So, there was a very good delicatessen where I lived, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
So, there was a very good delicatessen where I lived,
-He... He wanted your spiced beef? -[Nancy laughs] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:11
-He... He wanted your spiced beef? -[Nancy laughs]
I am lucky enough to have two grandmothers. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:04
I am lucky enough to have two grandmothers.