To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
[soft music plays]
Please log in to add to collections.
Jenny Slate: Stage Fright

If I could do that hook, but I can't

[soft music plays] If I could do that hook, but I can't

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.000
[soft music plays]
00:00:04.416 --> 00:00:07.791
If I could do that hook,
00:00:07.875 --> 00:00:09.333
but I can't.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:49
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Jenny Slate's debut stand up-comedy special blends with home videos from her childhood and interviews of her with her family.
[music continues] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
[music continues]
[exhales] It's tight, though. It's tight. [coughs] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:07
[exhales] It's tight, though. It's tight. [coughs]
-It fits you perfectly. It's yours. Okay. -[Jenny laughs] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:07
-It fits you perfectly. It's yours. Okay. -[Jenny laugh...
I am... an optimist. I really am. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:04
I am... an optimist. I really am.
I'm a relentless optimist, and, like, I am such a foolish optimist - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:11
I'm a relentless optimist, and, like, I am such a fooli...
I was getting ready to come here to do this, with you guys, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:11
I was getting ready to come here to do this, with you guys,
"All right, shut your eyes." - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:05
"All right, shut your eyes."
I just did that all night until dawn, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:09
I just did that all night until dawn,
By "my wedgie," I mean a whole blouse and entire trousers are in my ass crack. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
By "my wedgie," I mean a whole blouse and entire t...
Which I had waxed yesterday, so it's just, like, super-intense. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:04
Which I had waxed yesterday, so it's just, like, super-...
[woman whoops] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:05
[woman whoops]
Sorry. I don't know how I bridge the gap between my asshole... - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
Sorry. I don't know how I bridge the gap between my ass...
But I recently went to a midnight Catholic mass. - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:07
But I recently went to a midnight Catholic mass.
[audience laughs] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:06
[audience laughs]
Be careful!" - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:05
Be careful!"
I thought that a doily that was also a spiderweb would come down, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:08
I thought that a doily that was also a spiderweb would come ...
'Scuse me. Sorry. I don't know what I was thinking." - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:14
'Scuse me. Sorry. I don't know what I was thinking...
Like, this is gorgeous." - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:08
Like, this is gorgeous."
And they had the incense, and they were like, - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:14
And they had the incense, and they were like,
[vocalizies nonsensically] - Jenny Slate: Stage Fright 00:12
[vocalizies nonsensically]