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Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel

YOU ARE ONLY HERE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS FUCKED

YOU ARE ONLY HERE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS FUCKED

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YOU ARE ONLY HERE BECAUSE YOUR
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PARENTS FUCKED.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:58
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO,Rotten Science

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Movie Summary

Features Jerrod Carmichael in a standup comedy show at the legendary Blue Note Jazz Club in New York City.
AND YOU'RE HERE. - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:06
AND YOU'RE HERE.
YOU'RE EVER WATCHING A MOVIE - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:13
YOU'RE EVER WATCHING A MOVIE
THINGS THAT EXIST BUT DON'T - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:06
THINGS THAT EXIST BUT DON'T
IT'S THINGS THAT ARE LIKE RIGHT - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:13
IT'S THINGS THAT ARE LIKE RIGHT
MY FATHER HAD ME AND MY BROTHER. - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:05
MY FATHER HAD ME AND MY BROTHER.
WITH MY MOM. - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:07
WITH MY MOM.
AND HE HAD THE FOUR KIDS. - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:07
AND HE HAD THE FOUR KIDS.
WITH BITCH NEIGHBOR, ANITA. - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:05
WITH BITCH NEIGHBOR, ANITA.
IT'S NOT THAT I HATE HER NAME. - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:05
IT'S NOT THAT I HATE HER NAME.
BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A VILLAIN IN - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:06
BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A VILLAIN IN
MY DAD WAS REALLY OUT THERE, - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:06
MY DAD WAS REALLY OUT THERE,
IT WAS A SMALL TOWN. - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:04
IT WAS A SMALL TOWN.
IT IS A SECRET THAT HE THOUGHT - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:06
IT IS A SECRET THAT HE THOUGHT
HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING A - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:07
HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING A
IT'S FUNNY TO LIVE IN A HOUSE - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:13
IT'S FUNNY TO LIVE IN A HOUSE
HE USED TO GO OUT ON FRIDAY - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:05
HE USED TO GO OUT ON FRIDAY
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:14
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE
WITH BLACKOUT DATES, GET YOUR - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:04
WITH BLACKOUT DATES, GET YOUR
I WOULD REALLY RECOMMEND IT. - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:07
I WOULD REALLY RECOMMEND IT.
HE WENT -- HE WOULD SAY HE WAS - Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel 00:16
HE WENT -- HE WOULD SAY HE WAS