"Jerry Maguire" quotes

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When a sports agent has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, he decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent agent with the only athlete who stays with him and his former colleague.

Director: Cameron Crowe
Writer: Cameron Crowe
Production: N/A
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $153,952,592
Released: 13 Dec 1996
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 26 wins & 41 nominations total

98 Clips

The way of treating people - Jerry Maguire 00:43
The way of treating people
I came here to let you go - Jerry Maguire 01:08
I came here to let you go
I'm sorry to hear that - Jerry Maguire 00:14
I'm sorry to hear that
What does your heart tell you - Jerry Maguire 00:25
What does your heart tell you
Look I'm calling you first - Jerry Maguire 00:48
Look I'm calling you first
Yeah I'm sure that would just make your day huh - Jerry Maguire 00:19
Yeah I'm sure that would just make your day huh
See America still sets the tone for the world - Jerry Maguire 01:03
See America still sets the tone for the world
This is what intimacy is - Jerry Maguire 00:33
This is what intimacy is
It's show  business - Jerry Maguire 00:06
It's show business
Our little project - Jerry Maguire 00:30
Our little project
No I I hear what you're saying That's why I'm calling - Jerry Maguire 00:43
No I I hear what you're saying That's why I'm calling
Marcee I'm glad to see you - Jerry Maguire 00:55
Marcee I'm glad to see you
We together on this You know what I'm saying We gonna be one - Jerry Maguire 00:05
We together on this You know what I'm saying We gonna be one
I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world - Jerry Maguire 00:11
I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world
Your father leaves home on Christmas Eve leaves your family all alone - Jerry Maguire 00:33
Your father leaves home on Christmas Eve leaves your family...
JERRY Tell me you got lost on the way last night - Jerry Maguire 01:08
JERRY Tell me you got lost on the way last night
If you ever want me to be with another woman for you - Jerry Maguire 00:28
If you ever want me to be with another woman for you
Don't ever stop fucking me - Jerry Maguire 00:08
Don't ever stop fucking me
Thanks for coming - Jerry Maguire 00:13
Thanks for coming
Marcee I'm sorry - Jerry Maguire 00:07
Marcee I'm sorry
He just lost his best client - Jerry Maguire 00:25
He just lost his best client
That's more than a dress - Jerry Maguire 00:09
That's more than a dress
It wasn't about the money - Jerry Maguire 00:14
It wasn't about the money
What's wrong Mom First class is what's wrong honey - Jerry Maguire 00:13
What's wrong Mom First class is what's wrong honey
I've had three lovers in the past four years - Jerry Maguire 00:14
I've had three lovers in the past four years
Is it my imagination or - Jerry Maguire 00:12
Is it my imagination or
I'm incapable of small talk - Jerry Maguire 00:04
I'm incapable of small talk
I'm not trying to make history here - Jerry Maguire 00:05
I'm not trying to make history here
Everybody loves you - Jerry Maguire 00:12
Everybody loves you
Towel No I air dry - Jerry Maguire 00:06
Towel No I air dry
Anyone else would have left you by now - Jerry Maguire 00:18
Anyone else would have left you by now
How do you know - Jerry Maguire 00:52
How do you know
So this is the world - Jerry Maguire 00:13
So this is the world
You tell me to eat lima beans - Jerry Maguire 00:09
You tell me to eat lima beans
I smell all these fools - Jerry Maguire 00:30
I smell all these fools
And it's stronger than oak - Jerry Maguire 00:12
And it's stronger than oak
I'll go back to them - Jerry Maguire 00:13
I'll go back to them
There is a sensitivity thing that some people have - Jerry Maguire 00:30
There is a sensitivity thing that some people have
How's your head - Jerry Maguire 00:05
How's your head
I got a shelf life of ten years - Jerry Maguire 00:17
I got a shelf life of ten years
He said I don't know what it's like to be a black person I'm Mr Black People - Jerry Maguire 00:05
He said I don't know what it's like to be a black person I'm...
It's a risk You bet on me like I bet on you - Jerry Maguire 00:09
It's a risk You bet on me like I bet on you
You're my ambassador of Kwan - Jerry Maguire 00:14
You're my ambassador of Kwan
Quit using that word - Jerry Maguire 00:09
Quit using that word
And he sure does like me a lot - Jerry Maguire 00:21
And he sure does like me a lot
This guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed interest - Jerry Maguire 00:15
This guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed...
We owe more than that - Jerry Maguire 00:06
We owe more than that
Don't cry at the beginning of a date Cry at the end like I do - Jerry Maguire 00:05
Don't cry at the beginning of a date Cry at the end like I...
I have a question for you - Jerry Maguire 00:35
I have a question for you
I wonder what he just said - Jerry Maguire 00:16
I wonder what he just said
I'm sweatin' my contract - Jerry Maguire 00:15
I'm sweatin' my contract
I'm not letting you get rid of me How about that - Jerry Maguire 00:11
I'm not letting you get rid of me How about that
But you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment - Jerry Maguire 01:01
But you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment
That's how you become great - Jerry Maguire 00:11
That's how you become great
Tell me you didn't sign because I'm still sort of moved by your - Jerry Maguire 00:14
Tell me you didn't sign because I'm still sort of moved by...
I do not believe they have this on tape - Jerry Maguire 00:06
I do not believe they have this on tape
I hated my place in the world - Jerry Maguire 00:17
I hated my place in the world
Jump right into my nightmare The water is warm - Jerry Maguire 00:08
Jump right into my nightmare The water is warm
And the first person who taught me that was you - Jerry Maguire 00:11
And the first person who taught me that was you
You fuck this up - Jerry Maguire 00:15
You fuck this up
ROD This is some bullshit What are you doing with me Rod - Jerry Maguire 00:53
ROD This is some bullshit What are you doing with me Rod
I am a valuable commodity - Jerry Maguire 00:34
I am a valuable commodity
And I'm an accountant - Jerry Maguire 00:09
And I'm an accountant
The key to this business is personal relationships - Jerry Maguire 00:06
The key to this business is personal relationships
I've got this great guy - Jerry Maguire 00:36
I've got this great guy
My word is stronger than oak thing - Jerry Maguire 00:06
My word is stronger than oak thing
But if anybody else wants to come with me - Jerry Maguire 00:42
But if anybody else wants to come with me
You know this is gonna change everything - Jerry Maguire 00:14
You know this is gonna change everything
Well don't worry Don't worry - Jerry Maguire 00:13
Well don't worry Don't worry
Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work - Jerry Maguire 00:08
Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work
You are hanging on by a very thin thread - Jerry Maguire 00:14
You are hanging on by a very thin thread
If the words you say are right - Jerry Maguire 00:08
If the words you say are right
What do you want My soul or something - Jerry Maguire 00:20
What do you want My soul or something
That's your word - Jerry Maguire 00:17
That's your word
A cynical world - Jerry Maguire 00:29
A cynical world
But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom - Jerry Maguire 00:24
But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single...
I just want to be inspired - Jerry Maguire 00:06
I just want to be inspired
I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke - Jerry Maguire 00:18
I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke
That's my mo fo - Jerry Maguire 00:18
That's my mo fo
Help me help you - Jerry Maguire 00:11
Help me help you
That was pretty good - Jerry Maguire 00:33
That was pretty good
The fuckin zoo is closed - Jerry Maguire 00:22
The fuckin zoo is closed
Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds - Jerry Maguire 00:41
Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
I am out here for you - Jerry Maguire 00:18
I am out here for you
But I love my wife - Jerry Maguire 00:21
But I love my wife
I love him for the man he wants to be - Jerry Maguire 00:10
I love him for the man he wants to be
I love getting up in the morning I clap my hands and say - Jerry Maguire 00:07
I love getting up in the morning I clap my hands and say
If this is empty this doesn't matter - Jerry Maguire 00:16
If this is empty this doesn't matter
You complete me - Jerry Maguire 00:27
You complete me
It used to be a better meal - Jerry Maguire 00:21
It used to be a better meal
I'm the guy you don't usually see - Jerry Maguire 02:40
I'm the guy you don't usually see
I will kill for you - Jerry Maguire 02:10
I will kill for you
But do you truly  hear  what I'm saying - Jerry Maguire 02:30
But do you truly hear what I'm saying
Are you listenin' - Jerry Maguire 03:07
Are you listenin'
America still sets the tone for the world of sports - Jerry Maguire 02:51
America still sets the tone for the world of sports
What are you doing with me - Jerry Maguire 01:22
What are you doing with me
Something came up - Jerry Maguire 02:40
Something came up
No a breakthrough - Jerry Maguire 04:43
No a breakthrough

Cast

Jerry Maguire - Tom Cruise
Rod Tidwell - Cuba Gooding Jr.
Dorothy Boyd - Renée Zellweger
Avery Bishop - Kelly Preston
Frank Cushman - Jerry O'Connell
Bob Sugar - Jay Mohr
Laurel Boyd - Bonnie Hunt
Marcee Tidwell - Regina King
Chad the Nanny - Todd Louiso
Bill Dooler - Mark Pellington
Tyson Tidwell - Jeremy Suarez
Dicky Fox - Jared Jussim
Keith Cushman - Benjamin Kimball Smith
Anne-Louise - Ingrid Beer
Scully - Jann Wenner
Bobbi Fallon - Alexandra Wentworth
Tee Pee - Aries Spears
Women's Group Member - Larina Jean Adamson
Women's Group Member - Winnie Holzman
Women's Group Member - Diana Jordan
Women's Group Member - Susan Norfleet
Women's Group Member - Susan Pingleton
Women's Group Member - Cha-Cha Sandoval
Women's Group Member - Hynden Walch
Dennis Wilburn - Glenn Frey
Rick, Junior Agent - Donal Logue
Patricia Logan - Lisa Amsterdam
Kathy Sanders - Angela Goethals
Flight Attendant - Leslie Upson
John Swenson - Rick Johnson
Room Service Waiter - Lightfield Lewis
Jesus of CopyMat - Jerry Cantrell
Steve Remo - Toby Huss
Jesse Remo - Drake Bell
Mrs. Remo (as Christina Cavanaugh) - Christine Cavanaugh
Doctor - Russel Lunday
Ethan Valhere - Eric Stoltz
Weepy Athlete - Lamont Johnson
Calvin Nack - Brent Barry
'Baja' Brunard - Rod Tate
Hootie Fan - Charlie Cronin
Hootie Fan - Theo Greenly
Sad Autograph Boy - Danny Rimmer
Art Stallings - Jordan Ross
Young Golfer - Brandon Christianson
Trainer - Jerry Ziesmer
Draft Reporter - Kirsten Krueger
Pressbox Columnist - Shannon Thornton
Mariachi Band Member - Luis Damian
Mariachi Band Member - Jesus Alberto Guzman
Mariachi Band Member - Juan Arnoldo Morales
Mariachi Band Member - Alberto Alfavo
Woman in Elevator - Andrea Ferrell
Man in Elevator - Anthony Natale
General Manager - David Ursin
Reverend - Thomas J. Reilly
Tidwell's Cousin - Reagan Gomez-Preston
NFL Guest - Jim Moffatt
NFL Guest - Leo Zick
NFL Guest - Klair Bybee
Shower Man (as Stanley Sessoms) - Stan Sessoms
Locker Room Athlete - Gale Hillman
Idealized Kissing Wife - Heather Cheney
Idealized Kissing Husband - Dennis Fitzgerald
Former Girlfriend (as Lucy Alexis Liu) - Lucy Liu
Former Girlfriend - Stephanie Furst
Former Girlfriend - Justina Vail
Former Girlfriend (as Sam Smith) - Samantha Smith
Former Girlfriend (as Ivana Marina) - Ivana Milicevic
Former Girlfriend - Lisa Rotondi
Former Girlfriend - Lisa Stahl
Former Girlfriend - Emily Procter
Former Girlfriend - Amaryllis Borrego
Former Girlfriend (as Stacey Williams) - Stacey A. Snyder
Former Girlfriend - Lauren Parker
Former Girlfriend - Lisa Ann Hadley
Former Girlfriend - Kymberly Kalil
Former Girlfriend - Alison Armitage
Former Girlfriend - Rebecca Rigg
Former Girlfriend - Golde Starger
Roy Firestone - Roy Firestone
Al Michaels - Al Michaels
Dan Dierdorf - Dan Dierdorf
Frank Gifford - Frank Gifford
Mel Kiper - Mel Kiper
Jeff Lurie (as Jeff Lurie) - Jeffrey Lurie
Drew Rosenhaus - Drew Rosenhaus
Richie Kotite - Richie Kotite
Tim McDonald - Tim McDonald
Wayne Fontes - Wayne Fontes
Evelyn Fontes - Evelyn Fontes
Mike White - Mike White
Johnnie Morton - Johnnie Morton
Rick Mirer - Rick Mirer
Drew Bledsoe - Drew Bledsoe
Rob Moore - Rob Moore
Ki-Jana Carter - Ki-Jana Carter
Herman Moore - Herman Moore
Art Monk - Art Monk
Troy Aikman - Troy Aikman
Katarina Witt - Katarina Witt
Dean Biasucci - Dean Biasucci
Warren Moon - Warren Moon
Kerry Collins - Kerry Collins
Erica Sorgi - Erica Sorgi
Tom Friend - Tom Friend
Dallas Malloy - Dallas Malloy
Jim Irsay - Jim Irsay
Meg Irsay - Meg Irsay
Extra - Mike Boss
Matt Cushman - Beau Bridges
Sports Agent - Greg Bronson
Cardinals Center - Jody Collins
Tidwell Fan - John Cramer
Press Box Reporter - Luanne Crawford
Former Girlfriend - Joanna Daniels
Football Fanatic - Jeff Dolniak
Dancer - Micki Duran
Stadium Vendor - Barry Finnegan
Woman at Bar - Kerry Friend
Overheard Fan - Charley Gilleran
Assistant - Clare Harper
Hotel Doorman - Joseph B. Henry
Michael Irvin - Michael Irvin
Psycho Sports Fan - Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Football Fan Grabbing Rod Tidwell - Jason H. Karniol
Former Girlfriend - Kari Keegan
Reporter - Michael G. Kehoe
Former Girlfriend - Mia Korf
Former Girlfriend - Gina La Piana
Olympic Diver's Dad - John Lizzi
Tidwell's Niece - Sascha Lorren
Airline pilot - Johnny Luckett
Rod's Friend - Coleman McClary
News Camera Man - Kevin McNally
Jeffrey Moorad - Jeffrey Moorad
Stadium Vendor - Ian Mountz
Photographer - Sean Neff
Reporter - Joseph Neibich
Video Tape at Bachelor Party - "He was no slouch in bed" - Peg Phillips
Football Game Spectator - Golan Ramraz
Video Girl - Valerie Richards
Summer Sanders - Summer Sanders
Reporter - June Saruwatari
Airplane Passenger - Iva Franks Singer
Airplane Passenger - Carolyn Renee Smith
Football Game Spectator - Christopher J. Smith
Football Player in Locker Room - David Spring
Leigh Steinberg - Leigh Steinberg
Stadium Sideline Official - Matt von Siegel
Football Game Spectator - Jeff Winkle
SMI Receptionist - Jenny Worman
Answering Machine (voice) - Lynnanne Zager