Jerry Maguire quotes

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When a sports agent has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, he decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent agent with the only athlete who stays with him and his former colleague.

Director: Cameron Crowe
Writer: Cameron Crowe
Production: TriStar Pictures
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Dec 1996
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. Another 25 wins & 41 nominations.


70 Clips & Quotes

Are you listenin' - Jerry Maguire 03:07 Are you listenin' You complete me - Jerry Maguire 00:19 You complete me I love him for the man he wants to be - Jerry Maguire 00:23 I love him for the man he wants to be I am out here for you - Jerry Maguire 00:39 I am out here for you But I love my wife - Jerry Maguire 00:31 But I love my wife The fuckin zoo is closed - Jerry Maguire 00:12 The fuckin zoo is closed Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds - Jerry Maguire 01:15 Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds That's my mo fo - Jerry Maguire 00:31 That's my mo fo That was pretty good - Jerry Maguire 01:20 That was pretty good That's your word - Jerry Maguire 00:41 That's your word But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom - Jerry Maguire 00:30 But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single... Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work - Jerry Maguire 00:15 Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke - Jerry Maguire 01:08 I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke I've got this great guy - Jerry Maguire 00:37 I've got this great guy I just want to be inspired - Jerry Maguire 00:12 I just want to be inspired But if anybody else wants to come with me - Jerry Maguire 00:50 But if anybody else wants to come with me A cynical world - Jerry Maguire 00:25 A cynical world The key to this business is personal relationships - Jerry Maguire 00:17 The key to this business is personal relationships That's how you become great - Jerry Maguire 00:18 That's how you become great But you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment - Jerry Maguire 00:30 But you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment And the first person who taught me that was you - Jerry Maguire 00:32 And the first person who taught me that was you And I'm an accountant - Jerry Maguire 00:11 And I'm an accountant I am a valuable commodity - Jerry Maguire 00:58 I am a valuable commodity What are you doing with me - Jerry Maguire 01:22 What are you doing with me You fuck this up - Jerry Maguire 00:16 You fuck this up And he sure does like me a lot - Jerry Maguire 00:22 And he sure does like me a lot I'll go back to them - Jerry Maguire 00:19 I'll go back to them I hated my place in the world - Jerry Maguire 00:16 I hated my place in the world I wonder what he just said - Jerry Maguire 00:26 I wonder what he just said You're my ambassador of Kwan - Jerry Maguire 00:13 You're my ambassador of Kwan I got a shelf life of ten years - Jerry Maguire 00:43 I got a shelf life of ten years We owe more than that - Jerry Maguire 00:11 We owe more than that How's your head - Jerry Maguire 00:10 How's your head There is a sensitivity thing that some people have - Jerry Maguire 00:54 There is a sensitivity thing that some people have This guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed interest - Jerry Maguire 00:36 This guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed... He just lost his best client - Jerry Maguire 01:09 He just lost his best client And it's stronger than oak - Jerry Maguire 00:19 And it's stronger than oak I'm sweatin' my contract - Jerry Maguire 00:38 I'm sweatin' my contract I smell all these fools - Jerry Maguire 00:42 I smell all these fools You tell me to eat lima beans - Jerry Maguire 00:17 You tell me to eat lima beans Quit using that word - Jerry Maguire 00:11 Quit using that word So this is the world - Jerry Maguire 00:31 So this is the world I have a question for you - Jerry Maguire 02:48 I have a question for you Everybody loves you - Jerry Maguire 00:11 Everybody loves you I'm not trying to make history here - Jerry Maguire 00:14 I'm not trying to make history here I'm incapable of small talk - Jerry Maguire 00:13 I'm incapable of small talk Is it my imagination or - Jerry Maguire 00:17 Is it my imagination or How do you know - Jerry Maguire 02:03 How do you know Anyone else would have left you by now - Jerry Maguire 00:35 Anyone else would have left you by now I've had three lovers in the past four years - Jerry Maguire 00:29 I've had three lovers in the past four years It used to be a better meal - Jerry Maguire 00:21 It used to be a better meal It wasn't about the money - Jerry Maguire 00:21 It wasn't about the money That's more than a dress - Jerry Maguire 00:18 That's more than a dress Thanks for coming - Jerry Maguire 00:15 Thanks for coming If you ever want me to be with another woman for you - Jerry Maguire 00:58 If you ever want me to be with another woman for you Something came up - Jerry Maguire 02:40 Something came up Don't ever stop fucking me - Jerry Maguire 00:12 Don't ever stop fucking me I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world - Jerry Maguire 00:19 I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world I'm the guy you don't usually see - Jerry Maguire 02:40 I'm the guy you don't usually see No a breakthrough - Jerry Maguire 04:43 No a breakthrough Our little project - Jerry Maguire 00:39 Our little project It's show  business - Jerry Maguire 00:16 It's show business This is what intimacy is - Jerry Maguire 01:24 This is what intimacy is America still sets the tone for the world of sports - Jerry Maguire 02:51 America still sets the tone for the world of sports But do you truly  hear  what I'm saying - Jerry Maguire 02:30 But do you truly hear what I'm saying I will kill for you - Jerry Maguire 02:10 I will kill for you What does your heart tell you - Jerry Maguire 00:40 What does your heart tell you I'm sorry to hear that - Jerry Maguire 00:41 I'm sorry to hear that I came here to let you go - Jerry Maguire 01:38 I came here to let you go The way of treating people - Jerry Maguire 01:06 The way of treating people

Cast

Jerry Maguire - Tom Cruise
Rod Tidwell - Cuba Gooding Jr.
Dorothy Boyd - Renée Zellweger
Avery Bishop - Kelly Preston
Frank Cushman - Jerry O'Connell
Bob Sugar - Jay Mohr
Laurel Boyd - Bonnie Hunt
Marcee Tidwell - Regina King
Chad the Nanny - Todd Louiso
Bill Dooler - Mark Pellington
Tyson Tidwell - Jeremy Suarez
Dicky Fox - Jared Jussim
Keith Cushman - Benjamin Kimball Smith
Anne-Louise - Ingrid Beer
Scully - Jann Wenner
Bobbi Fallon - Alexandra Wentworth
Tee Pee - Aries Spears
Women's Group Member - Larina Jean Adamson
Women's Group Member - Winnie Holzman
Women's Group Member - Diana Jordan
Women's Group Member - Susan Norfleet
Women's Group Member - Susan Pingleton
Women's Group Member - Cha-Cha Sandoval
Women's Group Member - Hynden Walch
Dennis Wilburn - Glenn Frey
Rick, Junior Agent - Donal Logue
Patricia Logan - Lisa Amsterdam
Kathy Sanders - Angela Goethals
Flight Attendant - Leslie Upson
John Swenson - Rick Johnson
Room Service Waiter - Lightfield Lewis
Jesus of CopyMat - Jerry Cantrell
Steve Remo - Toby Huss
Jesse Remo - Drake Bell
Mrs. Remo (as Christina Cavanaugh) - Christine Cavanaugh
Doctor - Russel Lunday
Ethan Valhere - Eric Stoltz
Weepy Athlete - Lamont Johnson
Calvin Nack - Brent Barry
'Baja' Brunard - Rod Tate
Hootie Fan - Charlie Cronin
Hootie Fan - Theo Greenly
Sad Autograph Boy - Danny Rimmer
Art Stallings - Jordan Ross
Young Golfer - Brandon Christianson
Trainer - Jerry Ziesmer
Draft Reporter - Kirsten Krueger
Pressbox Columnist - Shannon Thornton
Mariachi Band Member - Luis Damian
Mariachi Band Member - Jesus Alberto Guzman
Mariachi Band Member - Juan Arnoldo Morales
Mariachi Band Member - Alberto Alfavo
Woman in Elevator - Andrea Ferrell
Man in Elevator - Anthony Natale
General Manager - David Ursin
Reverend - Thomas J. Reilly
Tidwell's Cousin - Reagan Gomez-Preston
NFL Guest - Jim Moffatt
NFL Guest - Leo Zick
NFL Guest - Klair Bybee
Shower Man (as Stanley Sessoms) - Stan Sessoms
Locker Room Athlete - Gale Hillman
Idealized Kissing Wife - Heather Cheney
Idealized Kissing Husband - Dennis Fitzgerald
Former Girlfriend (as Lucy Alexis Liu) - Lucy Liu
Former Girlfriend - Stephanie Furst
Former Girlfriend - Justina Vail
Former Girlfriend (as Sam Smith) - Samantha Smith
Former Girlfriend (as Ivana Marina) - Ivana Milicevic
Former Girlfriend - Lisa Rotondi
Former Girlfriend - Lisa Stahl
Former Girlfriend - Emily Procter
Former Girlfriend - Amaryllis Borrego
Former Girlfriend (as Stacey Williams) - Stacey A. Snyder
Former Girlfriend - Lauren Parker
Former Girlfriend - Lisa Ann Hadley
Former Girlfriend - Kymberly Kalil
Former Girlfriend - Alison Armitage
Former Girlfriend - Rebecca Rigg
Former Girlfriend - Golde Starger
Roy Firestone - Roy Firestone
Al Michaels - Al Michaels
Dan Dierdorf - Dan Dierdorf
Frank Gifford - Frank Gifford
Mel Kiper - Mel Kiper
Jeff Lurie (as Jeff Lurie) - Jeffrey Lurie
Drew Rosenhaus - Drew Rosenhaus
Richie Kotite - Richie Kotite
Tim McDonald - Tim McDonald
Wayne Fontes - Wayne Fontes
Evelyn Fontes - Evelyn Fontes
Mike White - Mike White
Johnnie Morton - Johnnie Morton
Rick Mirer - Rick Mirer
Drew Bledsoe - Drew Bledsoe
Rob Moore - Rob Moore
Ki-Jana Carter - Ki-Jana Carter
Herman Moore - Herman Moore
Art Monk - Art Monk
Troy Aikman - Troy Aikman
Katarina Witt - Katarina Witt
Dean Biasucci - Dean Biasucci
Warren Moon - Warren Moon
Kerry Collins - Kerry Collins
Erica Sorgi - Erica Sorgi
Tom Friend - Tom Friend
Dallas Malloy - Dallas Malloy
Jim Irsay - Jim Irsay
Meg Irsay - Meg Irsay
Extra - Mike Boss
Matt Cushman - Beau Bridges
Sports Agent - Greg Bronson
Cardinals Center - Jody Collins
Tidwell Fan - John Cramer
Press Box Reporter - Luanne Crawford
Former Girlfriend - Joanna Daniels
Football Fanatic - Jeff Dolniak
Dancer - Micki Duran
Stadium Vendor - Barry Finnegan
Woman at Bar - Kerry Friend
Overheard Fan - Charley Gilleran
Assistant - Clare Harper
Hotel Doorman - Joseph B. Henry
Michael Irvin - Michael Irvin
Psycho Sports Fan - Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Football Fan Grabbing Rod Tidwell - Jason H. Karniol
Former Girlfriend - Kari Keegan
Reporter - Michael G. Kehoe
Former Girlfriend - Mia Korf
Former Girlfriend - Gina La Piana
Olympic Diver's Dad - John Lizzi
Tidwell's Niece - Sascha Lorren
Airline pilot - Johnny Luckett
Rod's Friend - Coleman McClary
News Camera Man - Kevin McNally
Jeffrey Moorad - Jeffrey Moorad
Stadium Vendor - Ian Mountz
Photographer - Sean Neff
Reporter - Joseph Neibich
Video Tape at Bachelor Party - "He was no slouch in bed" - Peg Phillips
Football Game Spectator - Golan Ramraz
Video Girl - Valerie Richards
Summer Sanders - Summer Sanders
Reporter - June Saruwatari
Airplane Passenger - Iva Franks Singer
Airplane Passenger - Carolyn Renee Smith
Football Game Spectator - Christopher J. Smith
Football Player in Locker Room - David Spring
Leigh Steinberg - Leigh Steinberg
Stadium Sideline Official - Matt von Siegel
Football Game Spectator - Jeff Winkle
SMI Receptionist - Jenny Worman
Answering Machine (voice) - Lynnanne Zager