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When a sports agent has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, he decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent agent with the only athlete who stays with him and his former colleague.

Director: Cameron Crowe
Writer: Cameron Crowe
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $153,952,592
Released: 13 Dec 1996
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 26 wins & 41 nominations total

98 video clips

Jerry MaguireRod TidwellDorothy BoydDicky FoxTyson TidwellMarcee TidwellLaurel BoydJesus Of CopymatAvery BishopMatt CushmanDennis WilburnBob SugarRoy Firestone
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No a breakthrough - Jerry Maguire 04:43 No a breakthrough Something came up - Jerry Maguire 02:40 Something came up What are you doing with me - Jerry Maguire 01:22 What are you doing with me America still sets the tone for the world of sports - Jerry Maguire 02:51 America still sets the tone for the world of sports Are you listenin' - Jerry Maguire 03:07 Are you listenin' But do you truly hear what I'm saying - Jerry Maguire 02:30 But do you truly hear what I'm saying I will kill for you - Jerry Maguire 02:10 I will kill for you I'm the guy you don't usually see - Jerry Maguire 02:40 I'm the guy you don't usually see It used to be a better meal - Jerry Maguire 00:21 It used to be a better meal You complete me - Jerry Maguire 00:27 You complete me If this is empty this doesn't matter - Jerry Maguire 00:16 If this is empty this doesn't matter I love getting up in the morning I clap my hands and say - Jerry Maguire 00:07 I love getting up in the morning I clap my hands and say I love him for the man he wants to be - Jerry Maguire 00:10 I love him for the man he wants to be But I love my wife - Jerry Maguire 00:21 But I love my wife I am out here for you - Jerry Maguire 00:18 I am out here for you Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds - Jerry Maguire 00:41 Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds The fuckin zoo is closed - Jerry Maguire 00:22 The fuckin zoo is closed That was pretty good - Jerry Maguire 00:33 That was pretty good Help me help you - Jerry Maguire 00:11 Help me help you That's my mo fo - Jerry Maguire 00:18 That's my mo fo I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke - Jerry Maguire 00:18 I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke I just want to be inspired - Jerry Maguire 00:06 I just want to be inspired But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom - Jerry Maguire 00:24 But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a... A cynical world - Jerry Maguire 00:29 A cynical world That's your word - Jerry Maguire 00:17 That's your word What do you want My soul or something - Jerry Maguire 00:20 What do you want My soul or something If the words you say are right - Jerry Maguire 00:08 If the words you say are right You are hanging on by a very thin thread - Jerry Maguire 00:14 You are hanging on by a very thin thread Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work - Jerry Maguire 00:08 Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work Well don't worry Don't worry - Jerry Maguire 00:13 Well don't worry Don't worry You know this is gonna change everything - Jerry Maguire 00:14 You know this is gonna change everything But if anybody else wants to come with me - Jerry Maguire 00:42 But if anybody else wants to come with me My word is stronger than oak thing - Jerry Maguire 00:06 My word is stronger than oak thing I've got this great guy - Jerry Maguire 00:36 I've got this great guy The key to this business is personal relationships - Jerry Maguire 00:06 The key to this business is personal relationships And I'm an accountant - Jerry Maguire 00:09 And I'm an accountant I am a valuable commodity - Jerry Maguire 00:34 I am a valuable commodity ROD This is some bullshit What are you doing with me Rod - Jerry Maguire 00:53 ROD This is some bullshit What are you doing with me Rod You fuck this up - Jerry Maguire 00:15 You fuck this up And the first person who taught me that was you - Jerry Maguire 00:11 And the first person who taught me that was you Jump right into my nightmare The water is warm - Jerry Maguire 00:08 Jump right into my nightmare The water is warm I hated my place in the world - Jerry Maguire 00:17 I hated my place in the world I do not believe they have this on tape - Jerry Maguire 00:06 I do not believe they have this on tape Tell me you didn't sign because I'm still sort of moved by your - Jerry Maguire 00:14 Tell me you didn't sign because I'm still sort of... That's how you become great - Jerry Maguire 00:11 That's how you become great But you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment - Jerry Maguire 01:01 But you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment I'm not letting you get rid of me How about that - Jerry Maguire 00:11 I'm not letting you get rid of me How about that I'm sweatin' my contract - Jerry Maguire 00:15 I'm sweatin' my contract I wonder what he just said - Jerry Maguire 00:16 I wonder what he just said I have a question for you - Jerry Maguire 00:35 I have a question for you Don't cry at the beginning of a date Cry at the end like I do - Jerry Maguire 00:05 Don't cry at the beginning of a date Cry at the end... We owe more than that - Jerry Maguire 00:06 We owe more than that This guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed interest - Jerry Maguire 00:15 This guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed... And he sure does like me a lot - Jerry Maguire 00:21 And he sure does like me a lot Quit using that word - Jerry Maguire 00:09 Quit using that word You're my ambassador of Kwan - Jerry Maguire 00:14 You're my ambassador of Kwan It's a risk You bet on me like I bet on you - Jerry Maguire 00:09 It's a risk You bet on me like I bet on you He said I don't know what it's like to be a black person I'm Mr Black People - Jerry Maguire 00:05 He said I don't know what it's like to be a black... I got a shelf life of ten years - Jerry Maguire 00:17 I got a shelf life of ten years How's your head - Jerry Maguire 00:05 How's your head There is a sensitivity thing that some people have - Jerry Maguire 00:30 There is a sensitivity thing that some people have I'll go back to them - Jerry Maguire 00:13 I'll go back to them And it's stronger than oak - Jerry Maguire 00:12 And it's stronger than oak I smell all these fools - Jerry Maguire 00:30 I smell all these fools You tell me to eat lima beans - Jerry Maguire 00:09 You tell me to eat lima beans So this is the world - Jerry Maguire 00:13 So this is the world How do you know - Jerry Maguire 00:52 How do you know Anyone else would have left you by now - Jerry Maguire 00:18 Anyone else would have left you by now Towel No I air dry - Jerry Maguire 00:06 Towel No I air dry Everybody loves you - Jerry Maguire 00:12 Everybody loves you I'm not trying to make history here - Jerry Maguire 00:05 I'm not trying to make history here I'm incapable of small talk - Jerry Maguire 00:04 I'm incapable of small talk Is it my imagination or - Jerry Maguire 00:12 Is it my imagination or I've had three lovers in the past four years - Jerry Maguire 00:14 I've had three lovers in the past four years What's wrong Mom First class is what's wrong honey - Jerry Maguire 00:13 What's wrong Mom First class is what's wrong honey It wasn't about the money - Jerry Maguire 00:14 It wasn't about the money That's more than a dress - Jerry Maguire 00:09 That's more than a dress He just lost his best client - Jerry Maguire 00:25 He just lost his best client Marcee I'm sorry - Jerry Maguire 00:07 Marcee I'm sorry Thanks for coming - Jerry Maguire 00:13 Thanks for coming Don't ever stop fucking me - Jerry Maguire 00:08 Don't ever stop fucking me If you ever want me to be with another woman for you - Jerry Maguire 00:28 If you ever want me to be with another woman for you JERRY Tell me you got lost on the way last night - Jerry Maguire 01:08 JERRY Tell me you got lost on the way last night Your father leaves home on Christmas Eve leaves your family all alone - Jerry Maguire 00:33 Your father leaves home on Christmas Eve leaves your family... I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world - Jerry Maguire 00:11 I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world We together on this You know what I'm saying We gonna be one - Jerry Maguire 00:05 We together on this You know what I'm saying We gonna... Marcee I'm glad to see you - Jerry Maguire 00:55 Marcee I'm glad to see you No I I hear what you're saying That's why I'm calling - Jerry Maguire 00:43 No I I hear what you're saying That's why I'm... Our little project - Jerry Maguire 00:30 Our little project
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Cast

Jerry Maguire - Tom Cruise
Rod Tidwell - Cuba Gooding Jr.
Dorothy Boyd - Renée Zellweger
Avery Bishop - Kelly Preston
Frank Cushman - Jerry O'Connell
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