What are you doing with me, Rod? Why? Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a...

Jerry Maguire: [while on a plane] What are you doing with me, Rod? Rod Tidwell: Why? Jerry Maguire: I'm finished, I'm fucked. Twenty-four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience! Rod Tidwell: Well, boo-fucking-hoo

- This is some bullshit. - What are you doing with me, Rod? - What? - Don't you even see? I'm finished. I am fucked! Twenty-four hours ago I was hot! Now... ...I'm a cautionary tale. I don't need this jacket, because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost him the night before the draft. Why? Let's recap. Because a hockey player's kid made me feel superficial. I ate some bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience! Well, boo-fucking-hoo! I got a shelf life of 10 years. My next contract has to bring the dollars that'll last a long time. I'm done in five years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh? What you get me. So I won't hear your shit. "Oh, I lost Cush and Avery..." Could I have another drink, please? Anybody else would have left you by now...