What are you doing with me, Rod? Why? Because a hockey...
[while on a plane]
What are you doing with me, Rod?
I'm finished, I'm fucked. Twenty-four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!
- This is some bullshit.
- What are you doing with me, Rod?
- Don't you even see? I'm finished.
I am fucked!
Twenty-four hours ago I was hot!
...I'm a cautionary tale.
I don't need this jacket,
because I'm cloaked in failure!
I lost him the night before the draft.
Why? Let's recap.
Because a hockey player's kid
made me feel superficial.
I ate some bad pizza, went to bed
and grew a conscience!
I got a shelf life of 10 years.
My next contract has to bring
the dollars that'll last a long time.
I'm done in five years.
What's my family gonna live on?
Huh? What you get me.
So I won't hear your shit.
"Oh, I lost Cush and Avery..."
Could I have another drink, please?
Anybody else would have
left you by now...
Clip duration: 82 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, romance, sport
Summary: When a sports agent has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, he decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent agent with the only athlete who stays with him and his former colleague.