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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrational,so time-consuming, the...

A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrational,
so time-consuming, the world "golf"
could only possibly stand for: "get out, leave family." And I have a lot of friends that play.
They love it. Oh, they love it

Full Transcript

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A game so nonsensically difficult,
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so pointless, so irrational, so time-consuming,
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the world "golf" could only possibly stand for:
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"get out, leave family."
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And I have a lot of friends that play. They love it. Oh, they love it.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:52
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
It's a very challenging game." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
It's a very challenging game."
It's also challenging trying to throw a Tic Tac 100 yards into a shoebox." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It's also challenging trying to throw a Tic Tac 100 yar...
In the fantasy mind of the golfing father, when he comes home, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
In the fantasy mind of the golfing father, when he comes hom...
In reality, no one is even aware that he has left or returned... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
In reality, no one is even aware that he has left or returne...
From eight and a half hours of idiotic hacking through sand and weeds - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
From eight and a half hours of idiotic hacking through sand ...
Dressing in bizarre outfits around the house on the weekends. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Dressing in bizarre outfits around the house on the weekends...
All fathers essentially dress - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
All fathers essentially dress
Whatever a man was wearing around the time he got married, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
Whatever a man was wearing around the time he got married,
You see fathers on the street: '05, '91, '83. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
You see fathers on the street: '05, '91, '83.
New announcement in the movie theater I hadn't seen before: - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
New announcement in the movie theater I hadn't seen bef...
Maybe I'll bring my orange jumpsuit and a wooden stick with a nail in it, too. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Maybe I'll bring my orange jumpsuit and a wooden stick ...
Maybe I'll work my way down the highway after the credits." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
Maybe I'll work my way down the highway after the credi...
In exchange for that, when I'm done with something, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
In exchange for that, when I'm done with something,
I'm not sticking my arm into that dark, scary hole... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I'm not sticking my arm into that dark, scary hole...
Tryin' to pry out three Goobers that have been solder welded there - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
Tryin' to pry out three Goobers that have been solder w...
What... what? You gave us a cup holder? Is that our luxury feature? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
What... what? You gave us a cup holder? Is that our luxury f...
How about an automatic popcorn shooter that fires one in every five seconds... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
How about an automatic popcorn shooter that fires one in eve...
We don't wanna grip!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We don't wanna grip!"
Give me a cowboy hat with a beer on each side - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Give me a cowboy hat with a beer on each side
Give me a dog leash with an extra leash wound up in it, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Give me a dog leash with an extra leash wound up in it,