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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thingtotally works, too, to keepdifferent-temperature...

And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing
totally works, too, to keep
different-temperature air molecules from commingling inside a three-foot wide,
closed compartment of an automobile

Full Transcript

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And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works, too,
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to keep different-temperature air molecules
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from commingling
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inside a three-foot wide, closed compartment of an automobile.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:49
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
I like to get my coffee black on the left side of the cup, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
I like to get my coffee black on the left side of the cup,
Sometimes they say, "Do you want still or sparkling water?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Sometimes they say, "Do you want still or sparkling wat...
He did not bring the car to a full and complete stop! - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
He did not bring the car to a full and complete stop!
She was hopping on one foot... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She was hopping on one foot...
...trying to get some kind of leverage on the armrest of... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
...trying to get some kind of leverage on the armrest of...
You can only get one foot in a moving car. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You can only get one foot in a moving car.
One can only imagine the spirited exchange of ideas... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
One can only imagine the spirited exchange of ideas...
That took place in that car the rest of the drive home. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
That took place in that car the rest of the drive home.
Trying to stay together without saying the words "I hate you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Trying to stay together without saying the words "I hat...
"Scotch" is "I," "tape" is "hate," "house" is "you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Scotch" is "I," "tape" is...
You don't say, "I could kill you right now." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You don't say, "I could kill you right now."
"So, Jerry, we would like to understand in a little more detail - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"So, Jerry, we would like to understand in a little mor...
We saw that you were, uh, just a single, regular, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
We saw that you were, uh, just a single, regular,
How did you procreate and cohabitate, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:20
How did you procreate and cohabitate,
When I'm with my wife, who I love so dearly, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
When I'm with my wife, who I love so dearly,
And then she and I can share a warm moment together, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
And then she and I can share a warm moment together,
We just came back from a lovey family vacation, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We just came back from a lovey family vacation,
"I'm gonna kill you." "I'm gonna kill you more." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
"I'm gonna kill you." "I'm gonna ki...
Let's fight about how well-behaved those other children seem to be. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Let's fight about how well-behaved those other children...
I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night