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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

And thought, "Hey,this could potentially come in handy if you're with someoneyou're...

and thought, "Hey,
this could potentially come in handy if you're with someone
you're legally bound to for the rest of your life and you need them to shut the hell up." "I'm freezin'! I'm roastin'! I'm boilin'!

Full Transcript

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and thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy
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if you're with someone you're legally bound to
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for the rest of your life
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and you need them to shut the hell up."
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"I'm freezin'! I'm roastin'! I'm boilin'!
Duration
14 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:56
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
It's blowin' on me!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
It's blowin' on me!"
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent
Probably could have caught the babies herself if no one was around, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Probably could have caught the babies herself if no one was ...
And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works, too, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works,...
I like to get my coffee black on the left side of the cup, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
I like to get my coffee black on the left side of the cup,
Sometimes they say, "Do you want still or sparkling water?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Sometimes they say, "Do you want still or sparkling wat...
He did not bring the car to a full and complete stop! - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
He did not bring the car to a full and complete stop!
She was hopping on one foot... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She was hopping on one foot...
...trying to get some kind of leverage on the armrest of... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
...trying to get some kind of leverage on the armrest of...
You can only get one foot in a moving car. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You can only get one foot in a moving car.
One can only imagine the spirited exchange of ideas... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
One can only imagine the spirited exchange of ideas...
That took place in that car the rest of the drive home. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
That took place in that car the rest of the drive home.
Trying to stay together without saying the words "I hate you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Trying to stay together without saying the words "I hat...
"Scotch" is "I," "tape" is "hate," "house" is "you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Scotch" is "I," "tape" is...
You don't say, "I could kill you right now." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You don't say, "I could kill you right now."
"So, Jerry, we would like to understand in a little more detail - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"So, Jerry, we would like to understand in a little mor...
We saw that you were, uh, just a single, regular, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
We saw that you were, uh, just a single, regular,
How did you procreate and cohabitate, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:20
How did you procreate and cohabitate,
When I'm with my wife, who I love so dearly, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
When I'm with my wife, who I love so dearly,
And then she and I can share a warm moment together, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
And then she and I can share a warm moment together,