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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

Being married is like beingon a game show, and you're always in the lightning round

Being married is like being
on a game show, and you're always in the lightning round

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Being married is like being on a game show,
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and you're always in the lightning round.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:30
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
I went out and bought a game-show podium. I set it up in my living room. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I went out and bought a game-show podium. I set it up in my ...
I wake up in the morning, and I stand behind the podium, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I wake up in the morning, and I stand behind the podium,
"I'll take 'Movies I Think We Saw Together' for 200." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
"I'll take 'Movies I Think We Saw Together�...
"I'll take 'Details of a Ten-Minute Conversation - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"I'll take 'Details of a Ten-Minute Conversat...
I'm going for the win right here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
I'm going for the win right here."
"I'm sorry, sir. You did not win the weekend sex package... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"I'm sorry, sir. You did not win the weekend sex p...
Thank you for playing. Are you even listening to me? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Thank you for playing. Are you even listening to me?
One of the things I did not know before I got married - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
One of the things I did not know before I got married
I was not aware, as a single man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I was not aware, as a single man,
"It's your tone." "My tone?" "Yes, your tone." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
"It's your tone." "My tone?" "...
The male tone changes over the course of the relationship. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The male tone changes over the course of the relationship.
In the beginning, as the male pursues the female, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
In the beginning, as the male pursues the female,
My actual speaking voice that I am using right now - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
My actual speaking voice that I am using right now
The little edge in my voice? You think I speak like that in my house? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The little edge in my voice? You think I speak like that in ...
If I walked into my own house, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
If I walked into my own house,
If I said, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:21
If I said,
I'm just hungry!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I'm just hungry!"
All women, at some point in every argument with the man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
All women, at some point in every argument with the man,
In the amazing organizational system that women have, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In the amazing organizational system that women have,
That's not what I said I was gonna do.' - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:18
That's not what I said I was gonna do.'