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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

Clutch my chest, drop the brush,keel over, and go, "Fantastic. At least I'm done with...

Clutch my chest, drop the brush,
keel over, and go, "Fantastic. At least I'm done with that."

Full Transcript

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Clutch my chest, drop the brush, keel over, and go,
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"Fantastic. At least I'm done with that."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:32
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
And when one does have occasion - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And when one does have occasion
A little shook up, like a combat veteran - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
A little shook up, like a combat veteran
It just doesn't feel like it's goin' in the direction I wanted it to go." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
It just doesn't feel like it's goin' in the d...
You have a lot of fantastic qualities. You will eventually meet someone. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
You have a lot of fantastic qualities. You will eventually m...
I always find the spring tension on the door - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I always find the spring tension on the door
"Come on in. We have something for you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
"Come on in. We have something for you."
With PTSD: - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
With PTSD:
It's not a bath... You're... you're crapping in a hole with a box over it. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It's not a bath... You're... you're crapping ...
You wanna do that thing your dog does after going to the bathroom in the grass. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You wanna do that thing your dog does after going to the bat...
"Why you doin' that?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
"Why you doin' that?"
Let's change gears at this point in our lovely time together here. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Let's change gears at this point in our lovely time tog...
And give you a little perspective on what's going on in my personal life. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
And give you a little perspective on what's going on in...
First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes the numbers. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes th...
I apologize for the shock value... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I apologize for the shock value...
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somethin', - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somet...
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're in your seventies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're ...
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don't want to improve in anything. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don�...
I don't want to expand my interests, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't want to expand my interests,
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin' down the street like this... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin&#...
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this."