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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

Conceiving of the frosted,fruit-filled, heatable rectangles in the same shapeas the box it...

conceiving of the frosted,
fruit-filled, heatable rectangles in the same shape
as the box it comes in

Full Transcript

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conceiving of the frosted, fruit-filled, heatable rectangles
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in the same shape as the box it comes in...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:04
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in, too. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in, too.
I don't know how long it took to invent, but they must've come out of that lab - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't know how long it took to invent, but they must&...
And they can't go stale, 'cause they weren't ever fresh." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And they can't go stale, 'cause they weren't ...
What about your device dictatorship - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
What about your device dictatorship
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My phone is here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My...
I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay. That was really close. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay....
You are so hypno-phonified at this point, you hand your phone to somebody - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You are so hypno-phonified at this point, you hand your phon...
After two seconds, you go, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
After two seconds, you go,
I am completely off-the-grid right now." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I am completely off-the-grid right now."
You feel like your whole body's runnin' out of power, don't you? I just... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You feel like your whole body's runnin' out of pow...
I-I feel tired when the phone battery gets down to ten or five. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I-I feel tired when the phone battery gets down to ten or fi...
"You guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
"You guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger...
If I go dead on the street, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
If I go dead on the street,
People are pretty important, you know." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
People are pretty important, you know."
What'll you do without your pictures? Are you gonna describe what you saw? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
What'll you do without your pictures? Are you gonna des...
We don't wanna talk to anybody that doesn't have a phone. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We don't wanna talk to anybody that doesn't have a...
I think the only reason people still exist - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I think the only reason people still exist
Then I started thinking maybe they put Uber on the phone - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Then I started thinking maybe they put Uber on the phone
Who's really the Uber in this big prostitution ring? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Who's really the Uber in this big prostitution ring?
The cars are the hos, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The cars are the hos,