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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

Does anyone know how to..." Let's get that personso we can be standing here even longer...

Does anyone know how to..." Let's get that person
so we can be standing here even longer with fake, frozen smiles
and our arm around somebody you would never touch
in any other social situation

Full Transcript

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Does anyone know how to..."
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Let's get that person so we can be standing here even longer
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with fake, frozen smiles and our arm around somebody
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you would never touch in any other social situation.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:42
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
There's no way to stop it. Sometimes, I wanna go back to the flip phone. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
There's no way to stop it. Sometimes, I wanna go back t...
One of those ones I see on TV. They have these phones for old people - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
One of those ones I see on TV. They have these phones for ol...
These old people phones, two buttons: your kid, ambulance. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
These old people phones, two buttons: your kid, ambulance.
Why don't we update some of these terms that we use - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Why don't we update some of these terms that we use
Why is the world "mail" even in "e-mail"? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Why is the world "mail" even in...
Is there any similarity between e-mail - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Is there any similarity between e-mail
One of them operates on a digital, fiber-optic, hyper-speed network. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
One of them operates on a digital, fiber-optic, hyper-speed ...
The other is this dazed and confused, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The other is this dazed and confused,
...bumbling around the streets in embarrassing shorts - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
...bumbling around the streets in embarrassing shorts
Driving four miles an hour, 20 feet at a time, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Driving four miles an hour, 20 feet at a time,
They always have this emotional, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
They always have this emotional,
"How are we going to catch up?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
"How are we going to catch up?"
They always push the postmaster general out on TV to explain their difficulties. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
They always push the postmaster general out on TV to explain...
He's all freaked out, rings under his eyes, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
He's all freaked out, rings under his eyes,
Looks like we're gonna have to go up another penny on the stamps!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Looks like we're gonna have to go up another penny on t...
Forty-eight, 53, 61... Make it a buck, you're gonna get there. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Forty-eight, 53, 61... Make it a buck, you're gonna get...
If it ends up you got some money left over, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:19
If it ends up you got some money left over,
...since that seems to be a lot of money in your world." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
...since that seems to be a lot of money in your world."...
The human is a social species, as we can see. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
The human is a social species, as we can see.
We tend to congregate, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We tend to congregate,