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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

First, I will give you the basic numbers.Everybody likes the numbers

First, I will give you the basic numbers.
Everybody likes the numbers

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First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes the numbers.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:09
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
I apologize for the shock value... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I apologize for the shock value...
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somethin', - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somet...
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're in your seventies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're ...
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don't want to improve in anything. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don�...
I don't want to expand my interests, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't want to expand my interests,
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin' down the street like this... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin&#...
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this."
"You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
"You gotta see this."
Or I'll just assume - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Or I'll just assume
I made a bucket list, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I made a bucket list,
Or change one letter at the top, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Or change one letter at the top,
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues.
When I was single, I had married friends. I would not visit their homes. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
When I was single, I had married friends. I would not visit ...
I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences...
Whichever side of marriage you're on, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Whichever side of marriage you're on,
You're playing paintball war; - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
You're playing paintball war;
Married guys play with full clips and live rounds. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Married guys play with full clips and live rounds.
Single guy's sitting on a merry-go-round, blowin' on a pinwheel! - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Single guy's sitting on a merry-go-round, blowin' ...
You single guys here tonight, looking at me, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
You single guys here tonight, looking at me,
What do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
What do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy?"