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Give me a cowboy hat with a beer on each side
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

Give me a cowboy hatwith a beer on each side and a feeding tube comin' down

Give me a cowboy hat
with a beer on each side and a feeding tube comin' down

Full Transcript

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Give me a cowboy hat with a beer on each side
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and a feeding tube comin' down.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:03
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Give me a dog leash with an extra leash wound up in it, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Give me a dog leash with an extra leash wound up in it,
I go into a public restroom, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
I go into a public restroom,
You always have to go into a David Copperfield magic act - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You always have to go into a David Copperfield magic act
Who designed the bathroom stall with the under-display viewing window? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Who designed the bathroom stall with the under-display viewi...
So we can all see the lifeless, collapsed pant legs - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
So we can all see the lifeless, collapsed pant legs
How much more money is it to bring this wall down another foot? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
How much more money is it to bring this wall down another fo...
It's the cheapest wall in the world. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It's the cheapest wall in the world.
They don't even make the panels meet up tight in the corners! - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
They don't even make the panels meet up tight in the co...
Sometimes, you're walkin' by, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Sometimes, you're walkin' by,
I had a little PowerPoint presentation of my own to do." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I had a little PowerPoint presentation of my own to do."...
♪ There's a man Who leads a life of danger ♪ - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:30
♪ There's a man Who leads a life of danger ♪
♪ Beware of pretty faces that you find ♪ - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
♪ Beware of pretty faces that you find ♪
♪ What you say ♪ - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
♪ What you say ♪