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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

"Hey, let's go see that new movie.I heard it's great." "Really? I heard it sucked." "How...

"Hey, let's go see that new movie.
I heard it's great." "Really? I heard it sucked." "How could it suck?
It's supposed to be great." "I heard the beginning is great,
and then after that, it sucks." "Oh, that sucks."
"I know. It coulda been great." I say that "sucks" and "great"
are the exact same thing

Full Transcript

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"Hey, let's go see that new movie. I heard it's great."
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"Really? I heard it sucked."
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"How could it suck? It's supposed to be great."
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"I heard the beginning is great, and then after that, it sucks."
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"Oh, that sucks." "I know. It coulda been great."
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I say that "sucks" and "great" are the exact same thing.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
309
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:07
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
You have an ice cream cone. Walking down the street, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You have an ice cream cone. Walking down the street,
Food's a good subject. Let's talk a little bit more about this. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Food's a good subject. Let's talk a little bit mor...
Oh, come on. You can get whatever you want at the buffet." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Oh, come on. You can get whatever you want at the buffet.&qu...
Why don't we put people - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Why don't we put people
...into some kind of debauched, Caligula food orgy - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
...into some kind of debauched, Caligula food orgy
Let's make the entrance a chocolate-syrup water park slide." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Let's make the entrance a chocolate-syrup water park sl...
The buffet is like taking your dog to Petco - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The buffet is like taking your dog to Petco
You give him your wallet in the parking lot and go, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You give him your wallet in the parking lot and go,
Leave the window open a crack so I can breathe." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
Leave the window open a crack so I can breathe."
Nobody would walk into a restaurant and say, "I'll have a yogurt parfait, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
Nobody would walk into a restaurant and say, "I'll...
It's like a perfect working model of all their emotional problems - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
It's like a perfect working model of all their emotiona...
I've got some unresolved issues - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
I've got some unresolved issues
But when I was a kid, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
But when I was a kid,
When they invented the Pop-Tart, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
When they invented the Pop-Tart,
We were just chimps in the dirt, playing with sticks. Just... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We were just chimps in the dirt, playing with sticks. Just.....
"Pop-Tart is here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
"Pop-Tart is here."
It was like a murder - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It was like a murder
You'd have breakfast, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You'd have breakfast,
"Mom, the amount of water in this dish is critical. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Mom, the amount of water in this dish is critical.
I'm seven. I feel like I'm rowing in the hull of a Greek slave ship. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I'm seven. I feel like I'm rowing in the hull of a...